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Old 03-24-2008, 05:58 PM   #1
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Tenjooberrymuds

Another good one sent by my dad.

Have you ever had the pleasure of staying in a hotel and ordering breakfast
> or calling a company and get a foreign person representing an American
> company -- the conversation will go like the following -- make sure you
> read the entire script.
>
> By the time you read through this you will understand Tenjooberrymuds...
>
>
>
>
> In order to continue getting-by in America(our home land), we all need to
> learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following
> conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS".
>
> With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in with the growing
> trend!!!
>
>
> The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and
> room-service:
>
> Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
>
> Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
>
> RS: " RyeRoon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"
>
> G: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."
>
> RS: "Ow July den?"
>
> G: ".....What??"
>
> RS: "Ow July den?!?... pryed, boyud, poochd?"
>
> G: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. scrambled, please."
>
> RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
>
> G: "Crisp will be fine."
>
> RS: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
>
> G: "What?"
>
> RS: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"
>
> G: "I... don't think so."
>
> RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"
>
> G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn
> toes' means."
>
> RS: "Toes! Toes!..Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
>
> G: "Oh, English muffin!!! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
> Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
>
> RS: "We bodder?"
>
> G: "No, just put the bodder on the side."
>
> RS: "Wad?!?"
>
> G: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side."
>
> RS: "Copy?"
>
> G: "Excuse me?"
>
> RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
>
> G: "Yes. Coffee, please.. and that's everything."
>
> RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on
> sigh and copy... rye??"
>
> G: "Whatever you say."
>
> RS: "Tenjooberrymuds."
>
> G: "You're welcome."
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:01 PM   #2
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Its so funny because, sadly, it is true more often than not.
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Old 03-24-2008, 06:07 PM   #3
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omg that has happened to a relative of mine
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at least thats something not really that important... its the worst when its something truly important like a credit card company. good lord you are afraid to say anything because they push sales on you too.
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Haha...I deal with that on a daily basis between my tech support from the company and customers whom I can't understand because of Ebonics, spanglish or just plain can't talk.
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god help america.
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hehehe I knew what Tenjooberrymuds meant b4 I read the joke.
joo guana now samsin? suntaims we do it on purpuse.
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Old 03-24-2008, 11:09 PM   #8
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why?
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everywhere every day
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