Can't take credit for this, stole it off svtp from bone stock.
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the
<BR>hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."
"A tattoo?" she frowned "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like
play w ith my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here
home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
"I'm not driving too fast...just flying too low"
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