Originally Posted by primer2tone
I guess you've never carved another mans eye out with a dull spoon? It's not for the faint of heart. Forks... I used to collect forks along with used syringes, until one day I said **** forks and syringes. To this day, I have not touched another fork or filthy syringe. True story.
i guess I shall tell you the reason, I have relished in the art of spoon collecting for many moons. I have studied in India where the rare Arabic double sided bronze spoon of the suns first appeared in the mid 1800s. Till this very day i am still wary of the underground spoon collecting market, for as the legend of my fathers go my great great grandfather did tell of stumbling upon the spoon of suns underneath the ancient streets of Cairo but the covenant of spoons captured and tortured him until his death. So i don't dare of collecting one spoon for of the curse of my grandfather may come to haunt me.
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Also true story for it is as true as a double sided Arabic spoon of suns