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Old 05-02-2008, 12:29 PM   #1
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Would you remarry?

Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?'

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'

WIFE: 'You would? (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure. It's a great house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably. It is almost new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper thing to do.'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my jewelry?'
HUSBAND: 'No. I'm sure she'd want her own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with you?'

HUSBAND: 'Yes. Those are always good times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my clubs?'

HUSBAND: 'No. She's left-handed '




WIFE: - silence -



HUSBAND: ' . . . ****.'
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lol I've heard that before. Awesome.
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LMFAO
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hahahaha own3d
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Re: Would you remarry?

now here's a question Brad...

would you?
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She's not left handed if that's what you're implying.
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She's not left handed if that's what you're implying.
Oh... that girl! :pnoid:
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She's not left handed if that's what you're implying.
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She's not left handed if that's what you're implying.
It's not the ambidextrous one is it?
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Don't pout....if you ask nicely I'm sure you could find enough righties or lefties to get even...Hell, I bet you could end up air tight if you ask right. :threesome
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I was really drunk and just came from a strip club.
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