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Old 11-20-2012, 11:26 AM   #1
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cars are better than women

ok this is for all the fellas that cant stand moody females. no offense to any females as all of you are not the same. i just thought it would be funny

once a month females get moody and *****y due to their cycle.
once a month a car needs a good pampering

girl puts on clothes and asks does this make me look fat? we have to lie.
what ever your car wears always looks good.

girl moves all your **** you left out and now you cant find it
what ever you leave in your car is waiting for you in the same spot

every 3 months she gets more *****y and fatter as she ages
every 3 months a car needs a oil change so she still runs like new

she needs a good kick in the head every often because she isnt on the straight and narrow
car needs a rotate and balance every often to stay straight

in 5 years or 60k you want to trade her in.
in 5 years or 60k car needs timing belt change

when you want some she has a headache
when you want to wake up the horsies she'll snap your head back into headrest resulting in a headache

every 3 months she needs a bikini wax because she hasnt shaven for 3 months
every 3 months the car needs a polish and wax

when you wake up your not sure you want to wake up to her anymore because she is aging and getting ugly and more moody
when you wake up you can always count on your car to make you happy to wake up to your car

if you ask her to get a boob job she thinks you are trying to change her into someone she isnt and then gets mad at you
when you buy upgrades for your car, she (car) isnt picky, she will take whatever you want to put on her and gives you no problems

if you ask her to pose sexy with another girl for a sexy pic she thinks you want her with other women and am not all into her.
when you have your car pose sexy with another car for a pic there is no objection as she just smiles for your satisfaction

over time your cars suspension sags but can be fixed
over time her tits sag, no hope for her

when she ages she gets pms and her parts cant be replaced
when your car ages you can replace its parts

as your woman gets older she gets wrinkles that wont go away
as your paint ages it gets swirls but can be fixed to look like new. no hope for your girl to look like new

over time she gets cellulite
over time car gets a ding but can be fixed

as your girl ages she gets gray hair no hope for her though
you can just repaint your car.

you cant open her legs anytime you want
you can open your hood anytime you want

she hates when you pass gas
your car loves high performance gas

when she finally gives you a ride you cant wait for it to be over
you fall in love with your car over and over every time you get a ride

you can't fap next to your girl in bed
but you can fap in your car

she slaps you for turning your head around to check that *** out
your car doesnt ***** when you look at another beautiful car passing by

she never says, is it me, am i not performing up to your satisfaction. they never ask if somethings wrong (their selfish)
your car will let you know when somethings wrong so you can fix it so it makes you happy again

over time she has worn you out and you cant replace that loving feeling you once had for her
over time your tires are worn out but can be replaced for a smoother ride so you can love them turns again

she takes too long to get ready to go out
your car starts right up and is ready in 30 seconds

she doesnt like to change positions often during a session
your car likes any gear you choose at any given time

she wants to sleep when you wake her up for a ride in the middle of the night
your car is always up for a test drive

she complains when you wanna put something in her trunk
you can put anything big in your cars trunk without it complaining

you ask her to play with your gears and she pulls the ebrake
so you have to play with your gears yourself in the garage

she wants you to buy her jewelry that you cant afford for her pleasure which you still wont get any
instead you just put the money in your motor because 420hp gives you more pleasure than your girl

when your girl wont pop your nut there is always 420 horses in the stable for as long as you want whenever you want

i was bored and thought of this. might make you laugh
feel free to add on
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I would have to agree plus cars are better than men to
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I would have to agree plus cars are better than men to
ya im sure it goes both ways. feel free to add on
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Ha ha great how long were you thinking of that?
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Cars cannot say no lol
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Hahaha omg that is awesome!!! But it's soooo true good job
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Hahaha omg that is awesome!!! But it's soooo true good job
That took me forever to read but I was laughing the whole time.
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The bar tender just last night said "who you seeing these days" I said "my stang is my girlfriend and is getting all my money this year"
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That took me forever to read but I was laughing the whole time.
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I love the gas one lol
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Cars are great bc if you have nothing else or no one else they always have your back and will let you live in them lol
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Girls won't get you a car.

Your stang will get you girls!
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Girls won't get you a car.

Your stang will get you girls!
That's a real good one
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I would have to agree plus cars are better than men to
Lol I think cars are just better than humans in general
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Lol I think cars are just better than humans in general
Very true lot less imperfections!! Lol
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Sounds like you ppl be with the wrong ppl..jus say'n
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I agree my car is my materialistic girl,,but i still like the real thing..lol..nothing beats the first passionate night with a new girlfreind,,lol,,but after that its pretty close
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Uh...unsubscribing...thread a little weird I've determined. Lol

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ok this is for all the fellas that cant stand moody females. no offense to any females as all of you are not the same. i just thought it would be funny

once a month females get moody and *****y due to their cycle.
once a month a car needs a good pampering

girl puts on clothes and asks does this make me look fat? we have to lie.
what ever your car wears always looks good.

girl moves all your **** you left out and now you cant find it
what ever you leave in your car is waiting for you in the same spot

every 3 months she gets more *****y and fatter as she ages
every 3 months a car needs a oil change so she still runs like new

she needs a good kick in the head every often because she isnt on the straight and narrow
car needs a rotate and balance every often to stay straight

in 5 years or 60k you want to trade her in.
in 5 years or 60k car needs timing belt change

when you want some she has a headache
when you want to wake up the horsies she'll snap your head back into headrest resulting in a headache

every 3 months she needs a bikini wax because she hasnt shaven for 3 months
every 3 months the car needs a polish and wax

when you wake up your not sure you want to wake up to her anymore because she is aging and getting ugly and more moody
when you wake up you can always count on your car to make you happy to wake up to your car

if you ask her to get a boob job she thinks you are trying to change her into someone she isnt and then gets mad at you
when you buy upgrades for your car, she (car) isnt picky, she will take whatever you want to put on her and gives you no problems

if you ask her to pose sexy with another girl for a sexy pic she thinks you want her with other women and am not all into her.
when you have your car pose sexy with another car for a pic there is no objection as she just smiles for your satisfaction

over time your cars suspension sags but can be fixed
over time her tits sag, no hope for her

when she ages she gets pms and her parts cant be replaced
when your car ages you can replace its parts

as your woman gets older she gets wrinkles that wont go away
as your paint ages it gets swirls but can be fixed to look like new. no hope for your girl to look like new

over time she gets cellulite
over time car gets a ding but can be fixed

as your girl ages she gets gray hair no hope for her though
you can just repaint your car.

you cant open her legs anytime you want
you can open your hood anytime you want

she hates when you pass gas
your car loves high performance gas

when she finally gives you a ride you cant wait for it to be over
you fall in love with your car over and over every time you get a ride

you can't fap next to your girl in bed
but you can fap in your car

she slaps you for turning your head around to check that *** out
your car doesnt ***** when you look at another beautiful car passing by

she never says, is it me, am i not performing up to your satisfaction. they never ask if somethings wrong (their selfish)
your car will let you know when somethings wrong so you can fix it so it makes you happy again

over time she has worn you out and you cant replace that loving feeling you once had for her
over time your tires are worn out but can be replaced for a smoother ride so you can love them turns again

she takes too long to get ready to go out
your car starts right up and is ready in 30 seconds

she doesnt like to change positions often during a session
your car likes any gear you choose at any given time

she wants to sleep when you wake her up for a ride in the middle of the night
your car is always up for a test drive

she complains when you wanna put something in her trunk
you can put anything big in your cars trunk without it complaining

you ask her to play with your gears and she pulls the ebrake
so you have to play with your gears yourself in the garage

she wants you to buy her jewelry that you cant afford for her pleasure which you still wont get any
instead you just put the money in your motor because 420hp gives you more pleasure than your girl

when your girl wont pop your nut there is always 420 horses in the stable for as long as you want whenever you want

i was bored and thought of this. might make you laugh
feel free to add on
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Sounds like you ppl be with the wrong ppl..jus say'n
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Sounds like you ppl be with the wrong ppl..jus say'n
Lol aw, I was just messing around! Though I won't lie: I've met a fair amount of...questionable people lately. Haha!
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