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Old 12-11-2012, 12:51 PM   #1
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A Christmas Story

It was the night before Christmas, and Johnny walked in on his mom banging Santa Clause. That was the night Johnny would shift his goals and aspirations of being a Bio-Engineer to his ever passionate pursuit of being a porn star that rivaled the famous "Hedgehog". Unfortunately, the next day Johnny was abducted by space martians and taken to the planet Xarnol. On Xarnol, oxygen didn't exist, and Johnny slowly evolved to breathe the ever abundant gas called colonite. While colonite might have had extra health benefits, it did a number on his genital region... so much so that he actually turned into a woman. As one could probably image, being a woman with aspirations of being a male porn star imposed quite the problem on young Johnny. What Johnny didn't know is that being on planet Xarnol, gender roles were reveresed, so while he was actually a woman on Xarnol, he would have been a man on planet Earth. Once Johnny went through the educational system on Xarnol, he learned this tidbit of information, and became gleeful once again. His dreams and aspirations reached a new level of excitement for his "chosen path" and he quickly became very popular among Xarnolites because of his human nature of persistence and perservearance.

About three years later, Johnny walked into a classroom and locked eyes with a young man named Walker. Being that Johnny had become a girl, he felt this fateful meeting was just the universe's way of making everything OK. Johnny quickly ran to Walker and started talking about her past, her dreams, her new boobs, and how much fun it was to pee sitting down. This turned Walker on like "whoa", and shortly thereafter, Johnny and Walker were making all sorts of babies. The babies started popping out in all kinds of crazy Xarnolish colors. Blue, Red, Black, Green... it just kept surprising everyone, including Johnny and Walker. Surprisingly, Johnny and Walker started picking their favorites from the bunch. Green was quite the greedy bastard, but was smooth with the ladies. Red seemed to be a bit more aggressive, and really liked to bite in the bedroom. Black was just an all around good person - never really greedy, and always ready to party. Blue was a badass, and rode drove a Xarnolghini as he grew up.

Johnny and Walker were happy with their family. They grew old, aged out a bit, and continued to please everyone in many facads of life. So here I sit, with the remnants of Johnny Walkers son Blue hanging around in my head at 12:50 in the afternoon while at work, and can't help but to want another taste. That oh so sweet taste of Blue... oh so sweet.

Merry Christmas, everyone!
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It was the night before Christmas, and Johnny walked in on his mom banging Santa Clause. That was the night Johnny would shift his goals and aspirations of being a Bio-Engineer to his ever passionate pursuit of being a porn star that rivaled the famous "Hedgehog". Unfortunately, the next day Johnny was abducted by space martians and taken to the planet Xarnol. On Xarnol, oxygen didn't exist, and Johnny slowly evolved to breathe the ever abundant gas called colonite. While colonite might have had extra health benefits, it did a number on his genital region... so much so that he actually turned into a woman. As one could probably image, being a woman with aspirations of being a male porn star imposed quite the problem on young Johnny. What Johnny didn't know is that being on planet Xarnol, gender roles were reveresed, so while he was actually a woman on Xarnol, he would have been a man on planet Earth. Once Johnny went through the educational system on Xarnol, he learned this tidbit of information, and became gleeful once again. His dreams and aspirations reached a new level of excitement for his "chosen path" and he quickly became very popular among Xarnolites because of his human nature of persistence and perservearance.

About three years later, Johnny walked into a classroom and locked eyes with a young man named Walker. Being that Johnny had become a girl, he felt this fateful meeting was just the universe's way of making everything OK. Johnny quickly ran to Walker and started talking about her past, her dreams, her new boobs, and how much fun it was to pee sitting down. This turned Walker on like "whoa", and shortly thereafter, Johnny and Walker were making all sorts of babies. The babies started popping out in all kinds of crazy Xarnolish colors. Blue, Red, Black, Green... it just kept surprising everyone, including Johnny and Walker. Surprisingly, Johnny and Walker started picking their favorites from the bunch. Green was quite the greedy bastard, but was smooth with the ladies. Red seemed to be a bit more aggressive, and really liked to bite in the bedroom. Black was just an all around good person - never really greedy, and always ready to party. Blue was a badass, and rode drove a Xarnolghini as he grew up.

Johnny and Walker were happy with their family. They grew old, aged out a bit, and continued to please everyone in many facads of life. So here I sit, with the remnants of Johnny Walkers son Blue hanging around in my head at 12:50 in the afternoon while at work, and can't help but to want another taste. That oh so sweet taste of Blue... oh so sweet.

Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cool Lol,

I think there was an outside influence on this story
*cough* JOHNNYWALKERBLUE*cough* Lol

Merry Christmas!
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