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Old 05-15-2008, 11:27 PM   #1
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So....I guess I am getting my *** kicked some time

Well, tonight was the last night of bowling. We lost after winning the league the last 2 years.

Well, me, my dad, and 4 other guys we bowl with were sitting there drinking our asses off.

So, this fake blonde goes to order food, right next to us. Me and another guy are arguing over the quality of her ***. Of which, it was perfect. Amazing. I should have taken a pic.

Anyhow, I say, really loud in a my drunk voice that I know what a perfect *** looks like and it is standing just to the right of me.

I guess she got offended...went to her man and told him about it. He flipped us off. Then he went to pick up there food. He made it a point to tell the 6 of us that him and his brother are going to kick our asses. All 6 of us.

So, if I am not around for a few days...that is why.

Good stuff none the less. And I just had to share in my drunken state.
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now thats two or three people that wanna **** your **** up
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Ah, the joy of alcohol.
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Well, tonight was the last night of bowling. We lost after winning the league the last 2 years.

Well, me, my dad, and 4 other guys we bowl with were sitting there drinking our asses off.

So, this fake blonde goes to order food, right next to us. Me and another guy are arguing over the quality of her ***. Of which, it was perfect. Amazing. I should have taken a pic.

Anyhow, I say, really loud in a my drunk voice that I know what a perfect *** looks like and it is standing just to the right of me.

I guess she got offended...went to her man and told him about it. He flipped us off. Then he went to pick up there food. He made it a point to tell the 6 of us that him and his brother are going to kick our asses. All 6 of us.

So, if I am not around for a few days...that is why.

Good stuff none the less. And I just had to share in my drunken state.
it's ok buddy... Mike comes back soon, he will protect you!

In further news, knowing me in my drunken states... I do well until someone directly challenges me like that probably a good thing I'm not in BR yet. Cause I doubt I could've quit looking at a perfect ***. My hat goes off to you for having the grapes (even if they were drunken fermented grapes) to comment on a great ***. ***** should realize she has a gift that she has to share. If she doesn't want people looking at it, she shouldn't put it out there.
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what did you expect from a bowling excursion... only the best hang out there.
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Old 05-16-2008, 09:39 AM   #6
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^^ It's not an excursion, it is a weekly event as we are on a league. This was the last night, we didn't win the league again, so we kept on drinking and enjoying the co-eds that come in to bowl after 9:00pm.

And Jimmy, we comment on the *** around us all the time. In fact, a couple weeks ago, again...while drinking post bowling....we moved over about 8 tables to watch a group of 4 really hot chicks that came to bowl. This isn't new to us. I'm just shocked that it took us 3 years to get threatened with as many times as we've made comments. Granted, our comments are made to those at our table, but we just make sure to make them loud enough for all to hear around us when it matters.

Oh well, they haven't shown up at my house yet...so maybe I'm safe. I was a nice guy though, I did offer him a step stool when he said he was going to kick my *** since he was kinda short. He didn't take it though. Oh well.
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it's ok buddy... Mike comes back soon, he will protect you!

In further news, knowing me in my drunken states... I do well until someone directly challenges me like that probably a good thing I'm not in BR yet. Cause I doubt I could've quit looking at a perfect ***. My hat goes off to you for having the grapes (even if they were drunken fermented grapes) to comment on a great ***. ***** should realize she has a gift that she has to share. If she doesn't want people looking at it, she shouldn't put it out there.
Wow... so manly.
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^^ It's not an excursion, it is a weekly event as we are on a league. This was the last night, we didn't win the league again, so we kept on drinking and enjoying the co-eds that come in to bowl after 9:00pm.

And Jimmy, we comment on the *** around us all the time. In fact, a couple weeks ago, again...while drinking post bowling....we moved over about 8 tables to watch a group of 4 really hot chicks that came to bowl. This isn't new to us. I'm just shocked that it took us 3 years to get threatened with as many times as we've made comments. Granted, our comments are made to those at our table, but we just make sure to make them loud enough for all to hear around us when it matters.

Oh well, they haven't shown up at my house yet...so maybe I'm safe. I was a nice guy though, I did offer him a step stool when he said he was going to kick my *** since he was kinda short. He didn't take it though. Oh well.
sounds like a good time.
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I was a nice guy though, I did offer him a step stool when he said he was going to kick my *** since he was kinda short. He didn't take it though. Oh well.
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don't hate the playa... hate the game...

**** him... actually wait... no, i say **** his girlfriend
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That would be the more manly thing to do I guess
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