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Old 03-10-2010, 11:45 PM   #1
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>
>
>
> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
> AND
> THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD. WELL....
> YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
>
> MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING
> ROOM FOR MY
> FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST. I NOTICED HIS DDS
> DIPLOMA,
> WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
>
> SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY
> WITH THE
> SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD
> YEARS AGO.
>
> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY
> BACK THEN?
>
> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
> THOUGHT.
>
> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
> WAS WAY TOO
> OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH,
> I ASKED
> HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL.
>
> 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED
> WITH PRIDE.
>
> 'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
>
> HE ANSWERED , 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
>
> 'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
>
> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
>
> THEN, THAT UGLY,
>
> OLD,
>
> BALD,
>
> WRINKLED,
>
> FAT ***,
>
> GRAY-HAIRED,
>
> DECREPIT
>
> SON-OF-A-***** ASKED,
>
> 'WHAT
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:20 AM   #2
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Lol, I've never had that happen (thankfully)
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:27 AM   #3
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Old 03-11-2010, 12:48 AM   #4
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I think you're missing the end of the joke lol
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:13 AM   #5
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awww, poor her! id feel so bad if someone said that to me!
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:36 AM   #6
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OMG I bet he's as ugly as HELLo
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Old 03-11-2010, 01:54 AM   #7
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lol
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:06 AM   #8
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wat? i dont get it
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Old 03-11-2010, 02:12 AM   #9
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u cant just stop with what!!!!!
can u email tha resta tha joke to me?
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Old 03-11-2010, 03:03 AM   #10
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Were you my teacher?
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