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Old 03-20-2010, 05:45 PM   #1
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL?..YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE..

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.
SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT
UGLY,
OLD,
BALD,
WRINKLED,
FAT ASSED,
GREY-HAIRED,
DECREPIT,
SON-OF-A-***** ASKED:

' WHAT DID YOU TEACH?
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Old 03-20-2010, 06:03 PM   #2
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well
she deserved that!
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:02 PM   #3
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My brother told me this a few years ago:

He was at the grocery store picking up a pizza and a six pack of beer. The cashier asked for his identification. He was quite flattered to be considered young enough to be carded. But the cashier took one look at it and asked, "Do you have a senior's discount card?"
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:06 PM   #4
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i like that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its funny, i get it too she thinks the guy looks old and the guy thinks the girl looks old! lol
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:46 PM   #5
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AHAHAH! did that actually happen???
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Old 03-20-2010, 07:53 PM   #6
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hahahahahaha LMAO
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:03 PM   #7
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LOL!!!!!!!!! OH! So funny!
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Old 03-20-2010, 08:54 PM   #8
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LOL Good One!!!
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Old 03-20-2010, 09:34 PM   #9
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OMG that is soooo funny!! haha
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:33 PM   #10
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LOL..dat was so funny...
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Old 03-20-2010, 10:48 PM   #11
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wow that was funny
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Old 03-20-2010, 11:39 PM   #12
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LOL what a cheek!!!
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Old 03-21-2010, 12:24 AM   #13
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so u look very old huh
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