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Old 04-01-2010, 12:15 PM   #1
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HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD?

WELL…..YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE…

MY NAME IS ALICE SMITH AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.

I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA, WHICH BORE HIS FULL NAME.

SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME 30-ODD YEARS AGO.

COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY BACK THEN? UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH THOUGHT.

THIS BALDING, GREY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE. AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .

'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED WITH PRIDE.

'WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.

HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'

'YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!' I EXCLAIMED.

HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.

THEN, THAT
UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ASSED,

GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

IDIOT ASKED:

' WHAT DID YOU TEACH? '
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:52 PM   #2
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Oh My God! This was an absolute beauty! Ha! Ha! Ha! I just can't stop laughing! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!.
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Old 04-01-2010, 01:15 PM   #3
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha…
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:46 PM   #5
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Ahahaha! Hilarious. Star for you :]
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Old 04-01-2010, 02:47 PM   #6
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hahahahahaha
love it =P
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:43 PM   #7
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Old 04-01-2010, 03:55 PM   #8
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA! (When an lol just won't do . . .)
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Old 04-01-2010, 04:54 PM   #9
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hahahahaha......first joke that made me laugh today
star for you

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Old 04-01-2010, 05:20 PM   #10
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dude, your hilarious
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Old 04-01-2010, 05:37 PM   #11
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Oh wow. This is a good one! Loved it. Teaches you not to judge!
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Old 04-01-2010, 06:16 PM   #12
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Very good!!
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Old 04-01-2010, 06:37 PM   #13
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That's funny!
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:29 PM   #14
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It happens, I think, with everyone.
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Old 04-01-2010, 07:30 PM   #15
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She must have taught health class.
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:15 PM   #16
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funny! like it!
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:19 PM   #17
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Hahahah. That's what she gets.
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Old 04-01-2010, 08:28 PM   #18
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Good one.
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Old 04-01-2010, 09:11 PM   #19
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lol!! *STAR*
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Old 04-01-2010, 09:54 PM   #20
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HAHA I BET THATS THE LAST TIME YOU WENT BACK TO THERE..HAHA
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Old 04-01-2010, 10:05 PM   #21
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cool dude
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Old 04-01-2010, 10:52 PM   #22
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Old 04-01-2010, 11:51 PM   #23
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nice
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Old 04-02-2010, 12:17 AM   #24
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Old 04-02-2010, 12:51 AM   #25
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a nice one,,,,
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Old 04-02-2010, 01:07 AM   #26
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omg...i just laughed too loud
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:02 AM   #28
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wow, love it
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Old 04-02-2010, 02:37 AM   #29
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LMAO!!! the long string of insults is what go me. Ha ha ha. What did you teach? ha ha ha. So mean!
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:01 AM   #30
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i wonder how she reacted ......ROFL
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Old 04-02-2010, 03:26 AM   #31
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that was worth a star.ha ha
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Old 04-02-2010, 04:17 AM   #32
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what happened to that
UGLY,

OLD,

BALD,

WRINKLED,

FAT ASSED,

GREY-HAIRED,

DECREPIT,

IDIOT ???



he could have been killed...

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.

Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 35," was the reply.

"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.

After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.

The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".

"I am actually 47."

Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.

She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."

As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.

Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."

Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"

The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
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