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Old 06-13-2008, 07:13 AM   #1
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Simple Home Remedies

Avoid Cutting Yourself When Slicing Vegetables By Getting Someone Else To Hold The Vegetables While You Chop.

Avoid Arguments With The Females About Lifting The Toilet Seat By Using The Sink.

For High Blood Pressure Sufferers ~ Simply Cut Yourself And Bleed For A Few Minutes, Thus Reducing The Pressure On Your Veins. Remember To Use A Timer.

A Mouse Trap Placed On Top Of Your Alarm Clock Will Prevent You From Rolling Over And Going Back To Sleep After You Hit The Snooze Button.

If You Have A Bad Cough, Take A Large Dose Of Laxatives. You'll Be Afraid To Cough.

You Only Need Two Tools In Life - Wd-40 And Duct Tape. If It Doesn't Move And Should, Use The Wd-40. If It Shouldn't Move And Does, Use The Duct Tape.

If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

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pretty good right there
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If anyone needs a mouse trap I have a few that will snap a pen in half...
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If anyone needs a mouse trap I have a few that will snap a pen in half...
What? You don't use humane traps? How barbaric!
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haha...funny and yet so true
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