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Old 06-18-2008, 09:58 AM   #1
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Kyle, your rejection days are over

Hey Kyle, your days of being rejected not only by cougers but by naked co-eds riding your lap are over....

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Re: Kyle, your rejection days are over

Where is its vagina?
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Re: Kyle, your rejection days are over

AWESOME!!!!!! can she make a samich and wash clothes?? if only she were life sized with a certain feature, itd be on!!!
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if only she were life sized with a certain feature, itd be on!!!
Anyone with any creativity knows they can fix that problem with a simple hole saw, a drill, and a fleshlight.
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Haha I bet that robot would still reject kyle.
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lmao thats keeping it real.
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Re: Kyle, your rejection days are over

dude, i gets rejected often, yes.........but along with reject comes many successes. we shouldnt just focus on the negative.
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spoken like a true pimp.
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dude, i gets rejected often, yes.........but along with reject comes many successes. we shouldnt just focus on the negative.
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spoken like a true pimp.
Yeah, a true pimp that hasn't spoken of any success stories since becoming single.
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Yeah, a true pimp that hasn't spoken of any success stories since becoming single.

well i'm a gentleman, what can i say?


plus, with the past successes, i dont feel bad speaking of the rejection, b/c its funny when looking at it in the scope of things
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whats funny about turning down 2 naked chicks... and one you practically had to thrust and you were in.... lol
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whats funny about turning down 2 naked chicks... and one you practically had to thrust and you were in.... lol
That is just too much information.
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whats funny about turning down 2 naked chicks... and one you practically had to thrust and you were in.... lol

hold on, i didnt turn any chick down.........she went from good drunk to bad drunk and i didnt capitalize on that b/c she was being a ***** so i just focused on the other one. who at which point sobered up enough to realize she had just known me for like 3 hrs and decided to do almost everything but letting me bone her.

and the only other time i got rejected was this past saturday right before the bars closed. this chick was dancing by herself at a table she was standing at and i walked up to her and asked to buy her a drink and she said "not right now"......so i said ok and walked off.......it was 2am and she was a last resort.

i guess i shoulda just let the other one who was riding shotgun naked climb over the console as i was driving to ride me, huh? i shoulda just coasted at like 15mph all the way home and let her do her thing.
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i guess i shoulda just let the other one who was riding shotgun naked climb over the console as i was driving to ride me, huh? i shoulda just coasted at like 15mph all the way home and let her do her thing.
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Re: Kyle, your rejection days are over

I only pray to God that Brad isn't like you guys when I'm not there.

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I only pray to God that Brad isn't like you guys when I'm not there.

Nah...if he's like Kyle...your safe.
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Re: Kyle, your rejection days are over

I would hope so..

otherwise, his *** is getting left at the altar.
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Re: Kyle, your rejection days are over

i hear ya girl! i don't think you have anything to worry about. you guys are soooooo adorable together.

i know kyle very well and i have to say i have his back with this...a lot of girls like him, he's just really sweet and a gentlemen about things instead of trying to do every other chick that hits on him. haha.

the robot thing...TMI for me. lol
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I only pray to God that Brad isn't like you guys when I'm not there.

Hey now, this thread has absolutely nothing to do with me..
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