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Old 01-20-2013, 12:00 PM   #36
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The day after Chuck Norris was born WWII ended, coincidence? I think not.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he does push downs because every one he does he moves the Earth under him.
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Old 01-20-2013, 02:56 PM   #37
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Jesus can walk on water...

Chuck Norris can swim through land
Lmao love this one somehow I'd never heard it before
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Old 01-21-2013, 02:18 PM   #38
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This here. Lol
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When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

But when Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Bruce Lee!
I was gonna say Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris' ***

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I heard chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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Old 01-22-2013, 08:55 AM   #41
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Chuck Norris doesn't use toilet paper, he scares the $h1t out of it.
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Bruce is the man!!
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My friend gave me this as a gift today. Awesome.
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My girlfriends brothes wife is related to Chuck Norris....
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My girlfriends brothes wife is related to Chuck Norris....
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My friend gave me this as a gift today. Awesome.
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My girlfriends brothes wife is related to Chuck Norris....
Wayyyyyyyyyy down my blood line I'm related to King Richard the Lionheart.
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What is the one on family guy? You know Brian they say there is no chin beneath chuck norris' beard....just another fist!
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Chuck Norris's fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster!
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Coincidentally, Chuck Norris lives in a roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris already went to Mars, which is why there are no signs of life.
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