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Old 01-14-2013, 08:00 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris....

Joke thread just because Im bored lol

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Chuck Norris' fists make the speed of light wish that it was faster.

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the Earth away.

Chucck Norris remembers his pin number because its the last four digits of Pi.
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:20 PM   #2
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Chuck Norris doesnt call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Lol
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:22 PM   #3
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Chuck Norris doesnt call the wrong number, you answer the wrong phone. Lol
Someone posted that on my FB wall about me.. Lmao
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:24 PM   #5
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Lmao. That's funny.

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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, just death haven't built up the courage to tell him yet
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Chuck doesn't get wet in the rain, the rain gets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad
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Old 01-14-2013, 09:28 PM   #8
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Chuck Norris donates blood to NASA for rocket fuel.
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Chuck Norris tears cure cancer.. Too bad he's never cried
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars that’s why there are no signs of life there
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Chuck Norris doesn't walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:05 PM   #12
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number , you answer the wrong phone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number , you answer the wrong phone.
Lol you guys are dumb!
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:07 PM   #14
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Lol you love it!
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Old 01-14-2013, 10:11 PM   #15
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Lol
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Phahahahahahaa

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Chuck Norris has a blood pressure reading zero over zero, because chuck Norris has never felt any pressure.
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Always one person greater than chuck norris
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When the cops pulled Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
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Phahahahahahaa

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Chuck Norris has a blood pressure reading zero over zero, because chuck Norris has never felt any pressure.
Except when lee snapped his arm and his neck!
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Chuck is the man.
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God said, "Let there be light!.."

Chuck Norris told him the say Please!.. Lol
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When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

But when Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Bruce Lee!
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When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

But when Chuck Norris goes to sleep he checks his closet for Bruce Lee!
Yes!!! Hahaha lee!!! I do love a good chuck joke though!
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
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When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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Lmao there are some great jokes here guys keep them coming. I love waking up and laughing first thing in the morning!
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear watches, he decides what time it is.
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Yes!!! Hahaha lee!!! I do love a good chuck joke though!
Jaja I think chuck Norris jokes are hilarious but we can't forget about Bruce!
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Chuck Norris only drives mustang's because nothing else is awesome enough to handle him
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Chuck Norris can swim through land
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Chuck Norris blows.

Bruce lee owns.
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Chuck Norris blows.

Bruce lee owns.
Hahahaha hell yeah!!
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