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Old 07-04-2008, 12:35 PM   #71
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we didnt tho... we stayed at texas club til 1:30
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Old 07-04-2008, 02:06 PM   #72
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yeahm damn bar tab was over 100bucks. LOL. i was slightly drunk.
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Old 07-04-2008, 02:42 PM   #73
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yeah..i was buzzin *waiting for kyle to call BS*
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yeah..i was buzzin *waiting for kyle to call BS*

yeah thats bs..............dude, i was pimpin last night with the mediocre chicks had like 5 at the table most of the night and dancing with them and everything..........and jarrod couldnt even run interference on the fat one for me



got more text messages today from the chubby one.........thanks jarrod
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Old 07-04-2008, 04:15 PM   #75
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they play to many games tho" your apartment may be open but our legs are closed"

2: did i ask you to ****.....yet? no i didnt but way to flatter yourself...

then they gonna quiz you on thier names and make you describe each person...i wanted to just tell them they werent hott enough to remember..and that i prefer that i dont remember them in the morning...not worth the trouble in my opinion...but all aside:evan:still im just not willing to spend a whole lot of time trying when we can score like last time in a few hours. thinkin about cadillac tonight..sparky or kyle interested?
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Old 07-04-2008, 04:45 PM   #76
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nah.......gotta work tomorrow.........maybe saturday night though
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Old 07-04-2008, 05:33 PM   #77
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ok, its a possibility. ""SAVE THE DRAMA FOR YOUR MAMMA" rof lmfao

shoulda stayed dude...lol
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Old 07-04-2008, 05:35 PM   #78
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hell no........well, yeah, youre probably right


"where did those fat chicks go?"
"probably to the buffet."
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Old 07-04-2008, 08:47 PM   #79
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:buckteeth <<<girl at cadillac. lmfao


dude... katarina (russian) just called and told me to come see her at the gold club...must wanna wrap that XL around it again

me and sparky may head to ch2 in a while...any takers?
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:29 PM   #80
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i heard that xl was several sizes too big
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:46 PM   #81
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like 2 at least!!! i swear dude i can decently fill a magnum... this thing was like a hot air balloon!!! i felt like i was under performing compared to what she aparently already had...so i came from across the room and slapped myself on the ***!...

sparky, the girl we are talking about...fugly..you could tell if i said "hey you wanna go fu...." she woulda beat me to the door. she was a 4AMer then shoot yourself when u wake up... id probly be dead if we wouldnt have left cadi

they actually had alot of potential there but u lied to us and we left
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Old 07-04-2008, 09:56 PM   #82
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dude, im looking at a new DD...its a toyota cabover 2 seater that looks like its straight off the streets of japan!!! max mph is 60. 3cyl 3 speed auto 12" wheels it gets 45+mpg with your foot in it...LMFAO

how much is a 115/35/12 tire
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i heard that xl was several sizes too big

yeah i heard that story last night too...........i felt bad for jarrod after he told me that story
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yeah i heard that story last night too...........i felt bad for jarrod after he told me that story
why? it's not my dick.
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why? it's not my dick.
yea dont feel bad. neither of yall have enough game to pull a pornstar anyway!!

but i have kyle in training...
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yea dont feel bad. neither of yall have enough game to pull a pornstar anyway!!

but i have kyle in training...


game? LOL, how bout i'm not spending a thousand dollars for something i can find for free.
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i didnt pay for it....per say...:lmfao: i paid for lapdances and. tipped her on stage..that night i only spent $25 on that one lapdance...i wish $1000 was even accurate
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25 on THAT lap dance, don't wanna know how much you gave her total. (and i don't mean in inches). hell she prob bought those rims on her charger with just your money.
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25 on THAT lap dance, don't wanna know how much you gave her total. (and i don't mean in inches). hell she prob bought those rims on her charger with just your money.
phhhttt! i probably bought the damn harley f250 she just picked up.

bad thing is im over it, i dont even wanna see her anymore...imm very uninterested when she comes around
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Old 07-07-2008, 07:36 PM   #90
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bwhahahaha





we were all fugged up!
i got tons more but i dont wanna put the girls all over the internet...
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i like the guy-on-guy butt grinding. thats gay-tastic.
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Old 07-07-2008, 08:13 PM   #92
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girls love it. ill let sparky decide if i should post pics of his girl or any other pictures, just not wanting to put the girls up without thier consent.



i dont wanna post faces, unless sparkplug okays it...
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Old 07-07-2008, 08:26 PM   #93
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LOL, i'll post a pic of april, just not one from that night, she'd kill me. LOL
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i like the guy-on-guy butt grinding. thats gay-tastic.
Yet when I tell you I love watching hot women make out.. you yell at me and say its disgusting!!

Tsk... such a prude!
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Hot girls making out is why I wake up every morning.

C'mon sparky and Simply, share the love!
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Yet when I tell you I love watching hot women make out.. you yell at me and say its disgusting!!

Tsk... such a prude!
boy remind me to smack you when you come home. my quote was all sarcasm. i only like to see hot guys making out with me.
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boy remind me to smack you when you come home. my quote was all sarcasm. i only like to see hot guys making out with me.
Tch all the more reason to stay in cali! :pnoid:
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:06 AM   #98
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how i roll.
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:12 AM   #99
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my lil intrest


for brent :giggity:hahahaha, can barely see me behind them with the same stupid look on my face...it gets way better than this sometimes...


maybe the third time she meets me she will remember who i am...and yes..i was talking ****.


*disclaimer* we are not really gay,we just act stupid, well...because we can...

more for brent

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btw, nice photo-shopping sparkplug, almost looks like you were in the original pic with those girls...
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you wish you were there. ended up 3 of em topless. :




this is the end result of that pic of me in the pool, i pass out and somone had a marker.

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Old 07-08-2008, 07:53 AM   #102
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haha @J.L's initials on your stomach!!!!

i heard about the toplessness
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:12 AM   #103
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JL, is Jake's initials.
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Old 07-08-2008, 08:38 AM   #104
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ohh, i thought the other J.L. did that.. still funny as hell
you should have that star tattoo'd on your nipple!!!

oh and kyle ended up getting the one in the white^^^^lmao
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Old 07-11-2008, 10:12 AM   #105
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ever gave a girl the shocker and smelled your finger after?
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