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Old 07-11-2008, 02:45 PM   #141
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that was a either or question, not a yes or no.
I didn't see anything wrong with either one, so for me, the answer was Yes.

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also is it possible to eat ***** while your drunk and not lick the *******?
Not sure about the drunk part, but I don't see the big deal about the ******* thing. Chicks love it. It's not like you are going there right after she takes a **** and before she wipes. Jarrod is just a prude is all.
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ill poke my dick or finger in it all day, no tounge
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ill poke my dick or finger in it all day, no tounge
Like I said...prude.
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if you could suck your own dick would u?
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Like I said...prude.
yeah he is, it drives girls crazy when ya tongue their ***. kinda like when ya **** em from behind, smack their ***, pull their hair and talk dirty to em.
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Old 07-13-2008, 01:38 PM   #146
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sparkplug, go brush your teeth, i bet your breath smells like ***....literally!
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it prob smells like a combination of *****, ***, titties and bud light. as opposed to your breath which prob just smells like red bull and vodka.
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Old 07-13-2008, 10:06 PM   #148
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you dont know what i did at 10:00 am when i woke up......yeah i know it was that bad. a 10 am-er lol
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she left my house before 10am.
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Old 07-13-2008, 10:30 PM   #150
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she left my house before 10am.
showed up at 10:00, left at 12:00 ,

me: well... im going to get some lunch...
her: im kinda hungry too...
me: you should go get you something...



if she would swallow, she wouldnt have been hungry
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