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Old 11-19-2003, 05:35 AM   #1
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11/19/03 ---> Today's Humor

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was
Severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft
Any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So, the husband
Offered to donate some of his own skin.

However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would
have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from and requested that the
doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's
new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her
friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with
emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for
everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"

"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your
mother kiss you on the cheek."
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Old 11-19-2003, 08:15 AM   #7
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat.

The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would make love to him.

The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the at the
next stop.

When the bus starts on it's way the driver says to the hippie,
"I can tell you how you can get that nun to make love to you."

The hippie says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery and prays to God.

"If you went dressed in a robe and a glow in the dark paint mask she would think you are God and you could command her to make love to you."

The hippie decides this is a great idea, so that Tuesday he goes to the
cemetery and waits for the nun to show up.

At midnight sure enough the nun shows up and begins praying the hippie jumped out from hiding and says.

"I AM GOD! I have heard your prayers and I will answer them, BUT ...
first you must make love to me."

The nun agrees but and asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity because she is married to the church. The hippie agrees to this and has his way with the nun.

After the hippie finishes he stands up and rips off the mask and
shouts,

"Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the hippie!"
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Then the nun jumps up and shouts, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm the bus driver!"
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lol "they make it look so easy but it can go horribly wrong"
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those trojan videos are hilarious! they cna't be real can they?
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lol if they are, I think I'd like to be on the relay team
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