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Old 11-20-2003, 06:41 AM   #1
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11/20/03 ---> Today's Humor

Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other,

"I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence" said the other

"So am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She's tall, beautiful with long blonde hair, long legs, firm breasts and a tight butt.

What's your wife look like?"





"Never mind, said the other guy,

let's look for yours".
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Old 11-20-2003, 06:42 AM   #2
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The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas.
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This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.
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There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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Old 11-20-2003, 07:22 AM   #3
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Quote:
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Washington DC NEWS Wire

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The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in Washington, DC this Christmas.
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This isn't for any religious or constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation's capitol.
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There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable.
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Wow I am amazed at the humor these squirrels have in them!!!!! You can hardly tell that it is not Ken. Great job guys keep it up
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Ha ha nice ones today. Squirrels can type well and make up some good stories
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