11/20/03 ---> Today's Humor
Two guys are moving about in a supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other,
"I'm sorry - I was looking for my wife."
"What a coincidence" said the other
"So am I, and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"
"She's tall, beautiful with long blonde hair, long legs, firm breasts and a tight butt.
What's your wife look like?"
"Never mind,” said the other guy,”
let's look for yours".
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