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Old 05-05-2013, 09:26 PM   #561
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That's Texas weather. Its like women moody...
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I do that shiz everytime I leave school
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Enjoy these last few days. Life has a way of horse kickin you in the face when they end lol.
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Enjoy these last few days. Life has a way of horse kickin you in the face when they end lol.
Amen to that. I would love to redo it.
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What does that mean? Lol
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What does that mean? Lol
As in go back to high school and college and not do the stupid sh1t I did.
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It means for 16 or 17 years of life you have had a routine of gettin up, goin to school, gettin up goin to school, then finally it's summer break! Whooooo right? Then, all of a sudden, you graduate, poof. No school, no friends daily, no routine, then what? Job, college, wife, kids. Life, poof! Just kicks u in the face. Lol.
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Enjoy these last few days. Life has a way of horse kickin you in the face when they end lol.
Im in college and will be for awhile lol getting a masters
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It means for 16 or 17 years of life you have had a routine of gettin up, goin to school, gettin up goin to school, then finally it's summer break! Whooooo right? Then, all of a sudden, you graduate, poof. No school, no friends daily, no routine, then what? Job, college, wife, kids. Life, poof! Just kicks u in the face. Lol.
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I never had the opportunity to just go to college. I have worked a full time job every semester I ever went to college.
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I never had the opportunity to just go to college. I have worked a full time job every semester I ever went to college.
I basically dropped out of college for a full time job and haven't went back to college since. I really should've finished school, but when you are 20, dollar signs are all you see.
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It is. Now my job future depends on me finishing. Almost done with my bachelors. A couple more semesters. It's hard, traveling for work, taking classes and being married and a parent. It is mentally draining.

Sounds like I need Dr. Abbott lmao.
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It is. Now my job future depends on me finishing. Almost done with my bachelors. A couple more semesters. It's hard, traveling for work, taking classes and being married and a parent. It is mentally draining.

Sounds like I need Dr. Abbott lmao.
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I basically dropped out of college for a full time job and haven't went back to college since. I really should've finished school, but when you are 20, dollar signs are all you see.
That's what happened to me but I got back up plans lol
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Bobby: Yeah, I know.

Hank: If you knew, why didn't you fix it?

Bobby: Eh, it still gets the job done. (Bobby rides away.)

Dale: Sorry about your boy Hank.

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Hank: Bobby, your bike tire is flat.

Bobby: Yeah, I know.

Hank: If you knew, why didn't you fix it?

Bobby: Eh, it still gets the job done. (Bobby rides away.)

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Lmao. Bobby is something else!
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What are u wearing "Jake from State Farm?" ....ugh khakis!
-Well she sounds hideous!
-Well she's a guy so..!
Lmao. Gets me every time!
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What are u wearing "Jake from State Farm?" ....ugh khakis!
-Well she sounds hideous!
-Well she's a guy so..!
Lmao. Gets me every time!
Lol, thanks for clearing that up. I'm tone deaf and have seen it a thousand times, but never could make the word hideous out.
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Lol, thanks for clearing that up. I'm tone deaf and have seen it a thousand times, but never could make the word hideous out.
Lmao. NP! That commercial is too funny!
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I got you a dollar... (reaches for dollar) ohh you've got to be quicker then that
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I have blah blah insurance so person come help!....SIX CALLERS AHEAD OF US JIMMY! Bahahahahha gets me every time
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I have blah blah insurance so person come help!....SIX CALLERS AHEAD OF US JIMMY! Bahahahahha gets me every time
Oh f' naw bro, what about the one with the Ole Fisherman in the shoe store... "Oh you almost had it.... Yougottabequicker than that" .... LMFAO !!!

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I got you a dollar... (reaches for dollar) ohh you've got to be quicker then that
Sorry Robbie I just saw now you wrote it ... Hilarious
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Oh f' naw bro, what about the one with the Ole Fisherman in the shoe store... "Oh you almost had it.... Yougottabequicker than that" .... LMFAO !!!

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Sorry Robbie I just saw now you wrote it ... Hilarious
lmfao its one of the funniest commircials on TV...
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Random Thought: Someone asked Somebody "How come Nobody likes you?" Somebody replies "cause Everbody keeps blaming ***** on me!!!" ...lol
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"Can I get a hot tub?"

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"Niiiiice."
You forgot the girl from 4E!
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"Niiiiice."
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I know, but the hot tub part is the funniest.
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