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Old 07-16-2013, 07:09 AM   #596
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I want pie!
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Old 07-16-2013, 08:47 AM   #597
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2 chemist walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a h20." The second one says, "I'll have a h202." The second chemist dies.
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2 chemist walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a h20." The second one says, "I'll have a h202." The second chemist dies.
Shouldn't drink peroxide! Lmao.
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That's way too technical of a joke haha
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I keep thinking and I can't sleep.

How do my feet smell if they don't have a nose?
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3 legged dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!" Lol
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Its legit, right? Lol
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That's so punny..
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Blind man walks into a fish market & says.. "Hello ladies!"
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Old 07-17-2013, 12:13 PM   #607
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* good morning ladies
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Well, I guess I will chime in with a hello! Over the Focus forums we have a random thread where we just all chat. So Hi!
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I'm watching The Walking Dead, season 1 episode 2.

They say that noise will attract the "walkers". It is thundering in the background. But do they address what the "walkers" will do? Of course not.

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Shouldn't drink peroxide! Lmao.
I am not the only nerd here!Have you herd the nerdy love song?




Have you herd of the band 1023 MBs.
No one has, they haven't got a gig yet!


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That's so punny..
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things, literally.
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I am not the only nerd here!Have you herd the nerdy love song?

Have you herd of the band 1023 MBs.
No one has, they haven't got a gig yet!
I got it lol
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I know no humor now a days!
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I am not the only nerd here!Have you herd the nerdy love song?

Have you herd of the band 1023 MBs.
No one has, they haven't got a gig yet!

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things, literally.
Lmao. Nerd gang! Haha.
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Blind man walks into a fish market & says.. "Hello ladies!"
LMAO Love the first Afroman cd.
How many people have a joke so famous it ends up on a music cd.



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I got it lol
LMAO at the duality of the gig
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Hey man wanna race! *Revs weed wacker* Lmao.
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They say money can't buy you happiness.... But it can buy you a Shelby, and that's pretty damn close
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They say money can't buy you happiness.... But it can buy you a Shelby, and that's pretty damn close
True! Lmao.
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Or a twin turbo kit either way I'm happy lol
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Old 07-24-2013, 11:03 AM   #619
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Or a twin turbo kit either way I'm happy lol
Pahaha. True!
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They say money can't buy you happiness.... But it can buy you a Shelby, and that's pretty damn close
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Or a twin turbo kit either way I'm happy lol
Or a PreProduction Boss 302
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I've never heard of that! I saw a clean 2014 stage 3 roush yesterday; that thing was sweet!
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I've never heard of that! I saw a clean 2014 stage 3 roush yesterday; that thing was sweet!
Yea it's rare lol, my 2012 was built on 12/06/2010. It was a prototype car.
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Well that is sick, bet that adds a lot of value!
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Or a PreProduction Boss 302
Living the dream! haha.
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Living the dream! haha.
Oh yea
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How many psychologist does it take to change a light bulb?



Only one, they wait for the light bulb to change.
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How many psychologist does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, they wait for the light bulb to change.
Lmao.
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Lmao!!
http://youtu.be/arcALDNB30Y
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S/O to the lady I saw yesterday with a F*CK cancer sticker on her car smoking a cigaret! Lmao.
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Q how many crime writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A [SPOILER]Two.one to put it in and the other to give it a little twist at the end[/SPOILER]
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