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Old 08-26-2013, 08:58 AM   #631
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Ashes to ashes dust to dust if it weren't for our Chevys our tools would RUST !!!!!
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Ashes to ashes dust to dust if it weren't for our Chevys our tools would RUST !!!!!
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Old 08-26-2013, 09:17 PM   #633
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LOL my uncles Chevy is always breaking down
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Old 09-15-2013, 06:05 PM   #634
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Here's a dodge anagram for y'all ')

Dead On Delivery Getting Expensive
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Old 09-15-2013, 06:49 PM   #635
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Here's a dodge anagram for y'all ')

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Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Darn Ole Dirty Gas Eater

I'm full of these for many vehicles lol
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Old 09-15-2013, 06:53 PM   #636
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Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
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Darn Ole Dirty Gas Eater

I'm full of these for many vehicles lol
Give me one for Pontiac
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Give me one for Pontiac
There's a racist one that I better not say. B here's a clean one
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Old 09-15-2013, 07:09 PM   #638
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There's a racist one that I better not say. B here's a clean one
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It ain't no Cadillac lmfao
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Haha lol I need one for cadillac!
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Better one for dodge is Damned old dirty gas eater
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Old 09-15-2013, 10:17 PM   #641
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Here ya go Shane Crazy and dumbass idiots like large American cars.
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Here ya go Shane Crazy and dumbass idiots like large American cars.
Haha! I gotta memer that
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:25 AM   #643
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Better one for dodge is Damned old dirty gas eater
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Here ya go Shane Crazy and dumbass idiots like large American cars.
Nice! Lol
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Old 09-16-2013, 08:59 AM   #644
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This is FORD COUNTRY! On a quiet night, you can hear a Chevy rust.
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Old 09-16-2013, 10:01 AM   #645
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This is FORD COUNTRY! On a quiet night, you can hear a Chevy rust.
That's a good one me likey !!!!
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Old 09-16-2013, 10:11 AM   #646
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I heard someone say you can Ford a stream you can Dodge a stream but you can't chevy one lol
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Old 09-16-2013, 10:11 AM   #647
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What's the difference a shopping cart and a chevy? A shopping cart is easier to push ! Lol
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Old 09-16-2013, 12:31 PM   #648
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A buddy came back at me with one I never heard, after telling him first on race day. I couldn't help but laugh with him.

Flip Over Read Directions
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A buddy came back at me with one I never heard, after telling him first on race day. I couldn't help but laugh with him.

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Turn it around
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Heard that one? Lol
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Old 09-16-2013, 12:42 PM   #650
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There's some chevy ones
Cheapest Heap Ever Visioned Yet
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Cracked Heads Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Engine Ticks
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On luck Everytime
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Old 09-16-2013, 01:12 PM   #651
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C=Camaros
H=Had
E=Everyone
V=Vomiting
Y=Yesterday

C=Constantly
H=Having
E=Every
V=Vehicle
R=Recalled
O=Over
L=Lousy
E=Engineering
T=Techniques

D=Drivers
O=Owning
D=Dodges
G=Grumble
E=Excessively

D=Dad's
O=Old
D=Dead
G=Garage
E=Experiment

M=Microcosm
O=Of
P=Parts
A=Arranged
R=Recklessly

M=Multitude
O=Of
P=Pieces
A=And
R=Rust

C=Company
H=Has
R=Recommended
Y=You
S=Start
L=Learning
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R=Repair

P=Persistently
L=Laying
Y=Your
M=Money
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Old 09-16-2013, 03:23 PM   #653
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Another mopar, my gavorite one lol

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GM= general mishap
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GM = Government Motors lol
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GM= general mistake
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Old 09-17-2013, 06:42 PM   #657
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Old 09-17-2013, 06:43 PM   #658
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Old 09-17-2013, 06:49 PM   #659
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Somebody ban him ^^^ lol
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Haha lol
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Old 09-24-2013, 06:33 PM   #663
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I'm writing these down to use against my pontiac friend who is always trashing mustangs
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Old 09-26-2013, 11:34 PM   #664
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I'm writing these down to use against my pontiac friend who is always trashing mustangs
P=Puts
O=Out
N=Noxious
T=Toxins
I=In
A=All
C=Cities

P=People
O=On
N=Narcotics
T=Think
I=It's
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P=Pull
O=Over
N=Now
T=The
I=Injectors
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P=Puts
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N=Noxious
T=Toxins
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A=All
C=Cities

P=People
O=On
N=Narcotics
T=Think
I=It's
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P=Pull
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There is a slightly racist version, I'm not sure if I should put it or not.
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