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Old 04-14-2013, 08:09 AM   #36
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What do you have when you've got 2 female pigs and 2 male deer?

2 sows and bucks!
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Old 04-14-2013, 08:10 AM   #37
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What do you have when you've got 2 female pigs and 2 male deer?

2 sows and bucks!
A need for a big grill
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Old 04-14-2013, 08:32 AM   #38
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Hell with the pie, I want a scoobie snack.
F*ck it scoobie snacks for everyone! Haha.

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A need for a big grill
Pahaha. True!
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:02 AM   #39
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F*ck it scoobie snacks for everyone! Haha.

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Pahaha. True!
An orange peanut? An orange peanut for me? Well, I accept you
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:06 AM   #40
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I only have purple on deck right now but i can run to the store & get some orange peanut butter for u no problem!
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:26 AM   #41
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No Whataburger for you! It's for Texans by Texans!
That's What's up!!!
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:28 AM   #42
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And its the best, thanks for reminding me I'm gonna get that for lunch lol
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:41 AM   #43
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One why no tattoos? And two hopefully it car knowledge! if so sign me up!
The last 5 girls I've been with have been either sleeved or covered in tats and frankly, I'm kinda over it.
I truly find it unique when a girl doesn't feel the need to "express herself" by getting tatted brass knuckles, cheetah print, stuffed animals and pinup girls all over their body. Piercing! Piercing is also played out in my book.

I personally, only have a few tats. All are ghetto and I keep em covered. They're from my preteen gangbanger wannabe days. Ugh, I was such a stupid kid.
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:44 AM   #44
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Well I've drawn all mine and I mean I am good either way! But a girl with a nice piece of art is never a bad thing! As long as they aren't up tight who cares!
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Old 04-14-2013, 09:51 AM   #45
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Most tatted chic's I've encountered were easy to get in the sack.
I guess I'm looking for a challenge.
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F*ck it scoobie snacks for everyone! Haha.

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Pahaha. True!
Ruh-roh!!!!
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:10 AM   #47
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The last chick I got with (last night) Lol was super short and had big ol dirty pillows! Lol my friend hooked me up.
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The last chick I got with (last night) Lol was super short and had big ol dirty pillows! Lol my friend hooked me up.
Fixed!

I don't really do the whole one night stand. You can get robbed that way down here! Lol
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Fixed!
Hahaha nice fix buddy
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Hahaha nice fix buddy
You got it!

Well, that's another one in the books and this og is hittin the sheets! ZzzzZzzzzzZZzzzzz...
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Most tatted chic's I've encountered were easy to get in the sack.
I guess I'm looking for a challenge.
Lol
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:48 AM   #52
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Yea I like to keep the same one around for awhile lol
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Yea I like to keep the same one around for awhile lol
That's no fun
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Old 04-14-2013, 10:49 AM   #54
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Its a good way not to catch anything though!
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Its a good way not to catch anything though!
Amen brotha
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Its a good way not to catch anything though!
Just use a rubber before u rub her Lol. Wrap ur Willy silly
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Old 04-14-2013, 11:16 AM   #57
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Still anything can happen, plus I can't do much better than what I'm doing now
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Still anything can happen, plus I can't do much better than what I'm doing now
U never know!! I slept with an actual model on tv cuz she found me to be handsome I thought she was ridiculously out of by league but Hey man u never know. I keep in touch with her too (: she's nice (:
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Well I'm dating a model so its about as hot as it gets
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A bunch of women < That 1 woman!
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Old 04-14-2013, 01:37 PM   #61
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As the words of tosh its not you verse skank its you verse every other skank lol
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Old 04-14-2013, 01:40 PM   #63
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Haha that's great! I like how we start a bs thread and everyone is on it within a day!
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Haha that's great! I like how we start a bs thread and everyone is on it within a day!
Lmao +1 these are always the best, gotta get away from the seriousness once in a while
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Yea me and like 4 other guys on here have gotten kicked off like 6 threads so we decided to do this lol
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Yea me and like 4 other guys on here have gotten kicked off like 6 threads so we decided to do this lol
I was an acomplice
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Yea me and like 4 other guys on here have gotten kicked off like 6 threads so we decided to do this lol
I know I love this! Everyone is joining the party!!! Haha. We needed this thread forsure!!!
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We needed this a long time ago!
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Well I'm dating a model so its about as hot as it gets
Then NEVERMIND STAY WITH HER LOL

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I was one of them too Lol
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I plan on seeing how it pans out lol, we are trouble makers getting kicked off posts lol
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