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Old 11-19-2013, 05:05 AM   #736
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Anyone have any good Christmas jokes? Here's one of my favorites...

Everyone knows Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer... Anyone know about Randolph the brown-nosed reindeer? He was just as fast as Rudolph, but couldn't stop as quick.
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Anyone have any good Christmas jokes? Here's one of my favorites...

Everyone knows Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer... Anyone know about Randolph the brown-nosed reindeer? He was just as fast as Rudolph, but couldn't stop as quick.
So these two snowmen are walking when one turns to the other and says: "Idk about you, but I smell carrots."....
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So these two snowmen are walking when one turns to the other and says: "Idk about you, but I smell carrots."....
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As a hair dryer wielding rabbit stands before a snowman... "OK, nice and easy now... Gimme your nose and don't do any thing stupid."
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As a hair dryer wielding rabbit stands before a snowman... "OK, nice and easy now... Gimme your nose and don't do any thing stupid."
Lmao. That was a good one!

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So a guy walks into a bar..

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And he yells "OUCH!"
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And he yells "OUCH!"
Classic.
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