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Old 05-31-2013, 02:18 PM   #36
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Went back for more drinks and
Next thing you know the "thong song" came on, and they decided to....
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While six of the most beautiful women had cocktails beside them, but when they woke only four of the ugliest creatures ask them to dance. Blue wizard said...
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While six of the most beautiful women had cocktails beside them, but when they woke only four of the ugliest creatures ask them to dance. Blue wizard said...
Bet their fat a$$es drive camaros too! But even tho the girls were disgusting they continued to....
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To scratch and sniff areas that shouldn't be scratched in public. Then the loudest one with the hairy mole challenged blue wizard to a race. As they revved their engines....
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To scratch and sniff areas that shouldn't be scratched in public. Then the loudest one with the hairy mole challenged blue wizard to a race. As they revved their engines....
Super man flies out of no where and kicks one of those ugly *****es in the teeth!
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Super man flies out of no where and kicks one of those ugly *****es in the teeth!
Cause even tho superman is the most feminine and limp wristed out of the superhero club, even he hates fat b****es.
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Then batman whispers to lil Wayne, "that camaro is an SS, but wait until blue wizard's vortech kicks in yo"
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Then batman whispers to lil Wayne, "that camaro is an SS, but wait until blue wizard's vortech kicks in yo"
Then little Wayne starts eating a bucket of fried chicken.
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Then suddenly the chicken wings come to life and graffiti the walls spraying " eat beef or die"
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Then suddenly the chicken wings come to life and graffiti the walls spraying " eat beef or die"
Oh snap, that chicken wing was none other than the green lantern. Sick of superman's ****; He castrates him with a blender. (With kryptonite blades)
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Little did he know that superman's testicles would morph into two more clones of superman
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Holly molly three supermans
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Named manny mow and jack ,drivin nothing more then a camaro with ever piece of pep boys chrome hanging off it with chrome twice pipes and curb finders . Little did they know the green lantern and invisible man had
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Walmart to buy groceries, only to find the Keebler Elf high as a kite selling empty boxes of honey nut Cheerios at a lemonade stand. When the patrons vigorously asked for their money back he paused to a calm took a deep breathe and said....
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Yelled swiper no swiping
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Yelled swiper no swiping
But he swiped anyways, cause he is a jerk.
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So they went on doing what ever they were "doing" and then some hillbilly comes up and says
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So they went on doing what ever they were "doing" and then some hillbilly comes up and says
Yeyeyeyeye im the turtle man!!!! Anybody wanna go......
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Gamble at Caesars Palace?
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But they told the hillbilly to get bent because they were on a mission. They only had 13 hours and 47 minutes before
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But they told the hillbilly to get bent because they were on a mission. They only had 13 hours and 47 minutes before
The nazis came and bombed all the villagers...
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The nazis came and bombed all the villagers...
But luckily he villagers had an atomizing force field destroying any resistance. Then suddenly a voice spoke "YOU'RE SENRTY GUN HAS BEEN DESTROYED"....
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Round two...Search and Destroy says the voice as they attempt again
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Round two...Search and Destroy says the voice as they attempt again
Then a giant red ring started blinking in the sky and everything went dark
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And things started to get cold..
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And things started to get cold..
.... So cold they were really worried about shrinkage. Luckily.....
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.... So cold they were really worried about shrinkage. Luckily.....
Betty white showed up with her polka dotted snuggie
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And shrinkage continued. But then a really hot chick with a great body shows up and says
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