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Old 06-02-2013, 10:40 PM   #106
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Jackie chan came and slap the hell out of darth vader and to him I'm not your father . But little did Jackie know Chris tucker and luke sky walker
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Old 06-02-2013, 11:03 PM   #107
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Both had a violent allergic reaction to the fish tacos and unable to call on the force, Luke almost instantly died and Chris Tucker's last word was "Damnnnnn". But just when things couldn't get any crazier...
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Started slashing innocent people's tires screaming " I NEVER KNOCK ON NOBODY!!! .... I NEVER KNOCK ON NOBODY!!! "
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You hear over a loud speaker ,sorry ghost rider the flight path is full as GOOSE and MAVRICK come ripping by flipping birds to all the camaro fans . Singing ----------<<< insert song here
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I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world..
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and then te delorian appears and does flaming burnout contrast with ghost rider and as they do that....
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He woke up, lying in the grass. He must have fallen and knocked himself unconscious when he...
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He woke up, lying in the grass. He must have fallen and knocked himself unconscious when he... He sat up. Looked at his watch and couldn't believe...
He had missed a date with a super model so he got up and ran.........
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To the strip club only to find...
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Old 06-03-2013, 06:48 AM   #115
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That all the strippers of all the world have vanished, maybe abducted? So he...
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Curled up in the corner and cried because there were no strippers
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Then jennifer beal taps him on the shoulder and says "don't cry dry your eye, here comes your mother with those two little guys".
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Papa smurf jumps out from under a chair and runs off followed very close by a huge cat!
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Some of y'alls fantasies are scarying me lol
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Papa smurf jumps out from under a chair and runs off followed very close by a huge cat!
But it freaked him out cause it was one of those weird looking bald cats that....
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Old 06-03-2013, 12:27 PM   #121
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Looked exactly like this f'd up cat with a terrible outlook on life, that had a very deep belligerence for cartoon characters from the 80's...

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So it ate him while...
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Old 06-03-2013, 03:26 PM   #123
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Getting petted by Fidel Castro who was
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Playing tekken vs street fighter with Scarface and Jay-z. Scarface muttered "Jew wanna play rough !!! Okkkkay"
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And also said Say hello to my little friend! Meanwhile,
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Jack was painting naked pictures of rose on the titanic, then she...
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****ed him:p then they ran around the ship and
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it sank as they were making mad love to each other, however, it did not seem to affect them unlike the LSD Bobby took at the beginning of the story.
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They found a dead hooker I'm that trunk
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Dumped her in the lake and ron and amy went and faught the cops sayinv
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You started singing the YMCA. Last thing you know the Indian was drinking his fire water trying to scalp people for
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dating his daughter, but he found out that his daughter wasn't his child
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It was in fact Rihanna and out of nowhere Chris brown punches her in the face and then the Indian...
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Scalped Chris Brown...... some tickets to his own concert!
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Scalped Chris Brown...... some tickets to his own concert!
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