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Old 06-04-2013, 10:42 PM   #141
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Which also happens to be in his mouth. So then he made an appointment with a
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Old 06-05-2013, 01:52 AM   #145
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So there he was hobilling around on a foot and a crutch when suddenly a beautiful 2003 Sonic Blue Terminator pulls up beside him saying hey man, uh im selling this car to buy a camaro so naturally he says
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How dare you sell that car for a funky camaro.
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Old 06-05-2013, 04:50 AM   #147
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A guy in badass 2013 Gt500 overhears that, drives up to a zr Camaro, and eats it for a snack. Then
Tells the guy that was selling the stang for a Camaro
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Old 06-05-2013, 05:15 AM   #148
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A guy in badass 2013 Gt500 overhears that, drives up to a zr Camaro, and eats it for a snack. Then
Tells the guy that was selling the stang for a Camaro
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i told you camaro's gave you blue waffle", as he slowly..
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Old 06-05-2013, 05:35 AM   #149
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Drives off another voice says "FINISH HIM !!!" Then Leonardo appears outta thin air and slices the camaro in half like a piƱata ....
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However, the Camaro was later put back together then
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To become bumble bee and
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Old 06-05-2013, 01:41 PM   #152
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Get the Stone Cold Stunner drop on his punk-a$$, then the Rock came with the "Rock Bottom", after Shawn Micheals Sweet chin Music, followed by Kane's Chokeslam seconds after Undertaker's Tombstone, combined with Goldberg's Spear leading up to Triple H's Pedigree ....
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Get the Stone Cold Stunner drop on his punk-a$$, then the Rock came with the "Rock Bottom", after Shawn Micheals Sweet chin Music, followed by Kane's Chokeslam seconds after Undertaker's Tombstone, combined with Goldberg's Spear leading up to Triple H's Pedigree ....
I dont know how to even respond to what you said.
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Of course this was all after Optimus prime ate some bad Chinese and got the runs so
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He had to stay in the bathroom for four hours.then....
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Realized there was not toilet paper. So he
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Used his robot underwear and then tried to flush them down the toilet. But...
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Used his robot underwear and then tried to flush them down the toilet. But...
It transformed into smart car, so he decided to trade it in or a Cobra. Car salesmen nudged him on the elbow and wasted no time to ask frankly.... "pffff where did you get this POS?! "....then He said
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He replied, "because i felt like staying behind with the camaro's" and the salesman said..
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"Somebody get this dickweed outta my sight", then the salesman's AGR went H.A.M on every challenger and camaro in the lot...
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Old 06-08-2013, 03:02 PM   #161
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Meanwhile, a camaro owner was on maury getting a lie detector test done, maury said "you claim your camaro smoked a mustang" then he proceeded to say "and the lie detector test determined, that was a lie!"
Mustangeers cheered all over the world as slowmaro owners..
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Went and cried in a corner like a baby.meanwhile. .......
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Meanwhile, a camaro owner was on maury getting a lie detector test done, maury said "you claim your camaro smoked a mustang" then he proceeded to say "and the lie detector test determined, that was a lie!"
Mustangeers cheered all over the world as slowmaro owners..
LMFAO !!!!
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Old 06-10-2013, 04:06 PM   #164
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After lmfao-ing, a very lucky guy driving my 97 cobra saw UFO's descending from the sky, he thought they wanted him. But instead it turned out they wanted..
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His tires to power their cow snatcher ray. So he...
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Old 06-10-2013, 08:31 PM   #166
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Pointed him to the camaro's and said
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Just go ahead and snatch that thing it looks and moves like a dumb cow.. So they said..,
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Old 06-14-2013, 11:29 AM   #169
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, however, they weren't drunk they were just tired, but what they thought were Alieans were really cops
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But little did they know that they were being stopped by fake cops, in reality they were camaro owners on a mission to get rid of all mustangs, they are tired of
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Old 06-15-2013, 09:37 PM   #172
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Of losing to them, so they decide to pose as cops, and then
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And when the Mustang realized they were not real cops.... Took off disappearing in a cloud of white smoke.
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When the smoke cleared, the real cops came just in time to find
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