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Old 11-25-2003, 11:24 AM   #1
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Three Nipples and a Mullet

WHY IN GODS NAME WOULD YOU CLICK ON THIS THREAD???
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Thought there was going to be something good here. didn't ya??

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You know I'm just playing with you now, dont' you?
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Ok.. You asked for it
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Old 11-25-2003, 11:45 AM   #2
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In SC, Corey sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. Corey goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do." the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running."
"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."
"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

Corey was amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten dollars."

Corey says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Cause he's a liar. He didn't do any of that ****."
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Oh but the dog belonged to Ken !!!! Dont let him fool you
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Old 11-25-2003, 11:54 AM   #4
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Thanks for being the wierd Jeep person, eva.
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Thanks for being the wierd Jeep person, eva.
lol amen
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lol, wierd jeep people are cool
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mullets rule!
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thats so arkansas












(we dont have anyone from AK here do we?)
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(we dont have anyone from AK here do we?)

No, nobody from Alaska here, methinks.
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(we dont have anyone from AK here do we?)

No, nobody from Alaska here, methinks.
my bad dooooood.. what about ARK? . . . . . . . that is the appreviation for arkansas right?
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umm, AR, I believe
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that's one f'ed up third nipple having, mullet wearing dude.
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Old 11-26-2003, 11:00 PM   #14
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umm, AR, I believe
yeah, you're right, i thought that was Arizona, but that's AZ... ****ing states and their abbreviations...
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Old 11-27-2003, 06:11 AM   #15
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I lived in Ak for a couple of years..

would get down to -70*F in february.. (without windchill factored in)
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