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Old 07-30-2013, 07:52 PM   #1
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Wielding only a butter knife and a tiny shield, would you rather fight 100 duck sized bears, or 1 bear sized duck?

(Grizzly bear)

Also, you are wearing shorts and are barefoot.

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Old 07-30-2013, 08:15 PM   #2
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Definitely duck sized bears. Not hard to kick a few back to clear room. Or, you could train them and make them your attack mini bears lol

The bear sized ducks, they would just eat you, lol, no fun in that.
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Old 07-30-2013, 08:20 PM   #3
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I don't know man. That's a lot of mini bears to be swarmed by. They could also climb on you and tear flesh off!
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Lmao I can't believed I looked this up you Lil devil. And I would take 100 duck sized bears. A bear sized duck would duck you up lol.
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Old 07-30-2013, 08:28 PM   #5
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Ok let's up the ante


You're wearing shorts and are barefoot.

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And you have a small shield.
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Still the same

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I was raised in the country lol I got man feet
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Old 07-30-2013, 08:35 PM   #7
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Haha! I ain't gunna get pecked to death by no giant duck. That's a ***** way to die lol
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So I guess the consensus is that everyone is scared of a measly duck.

I thought you guys were men.
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Old 07-30-2013, 08:38 PM   #9
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So I guess the consensus is that everyone is scared of a measly duck.

I thought you guys were men.
Lmao you can fight the gigantic duck
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I would. And win!
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I'd take the 100 mini bears any day.
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So I guess the consensus is that everyone is scared of a measly duck.

I thought you guys were men.
Calls his self a man, doesn't want to fight the bears. Lol
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Calls his self a man, doesn't want to fight the bears. Lol
Bahaha good one
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Hilarious topic by the way! Haha
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Hilarious topic by the way! Haha
Not really lol
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Not really lol
Bob is absolutely correct, this is a very serious matter.
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I would take the bear sized duck, mainly because it is one opponent. with the shield you simply could block anything coming towards you (well at least you hope) and jab the duck a few times in the neck or even slice at it a few times. After that it's all downhill for mr. duck.
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I'm gonna have to have therapy after the nightmares this is gonna cause :'(
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I'm gonna have to have therapy after the nightmares this is gonna cause :'(
it's either going to be one big duck or 100 of them, pick your poison lol.
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Wielding only a butter knife and a tiny shield, would you rather fight 100 duck sized bears, or 1 bear sized duck?

(Grizzly bear)

Also, you are wearing shorts and are barefoot.

Discuss.
Haha this sounds like something Dwight would say from The Office.
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Old 07-30-2013, 09:08 PM   #22
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I would take the bear sized duck, mainly because it is one opponent. with the shield you simply could block anything coming towards you (well at least you hope) and jab the duck a few times in the neck or even slice at it a few times. After that it's all downhill for mr. duck.
That's kinda the angle I'm looking at.

Swarms are always underestimated.
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That's kinda the angle I'm looking at.

Swarms are always underestimated.
Well thank god that's been settled! Lol
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Well thank god that's been settled! Lol
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Alright my two cents, def a bear sized duck. 100 duck sized bears (kinda like a hundred angry badgers or raccons) would shred ya with or without a shield. A bear sized duck ya could slice him a piece of gooseberry pie with the butter knife n serve it up to him on the shield!

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But if we were talkin bout a bear size goose that's a different beast entirely!
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Besides, bare feet could become a liability with 50-60 dead animals to wade through.
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Okay, new topic haha.


Would you rather talk like Yoda or breathe like Darth Vada the rest of your life?
I don't even watch this stuff but thought it was a good question!
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I've been asked this question before, I picked the duck.

I'd talk like Yoda. If I had to listen to myself breathe like Vader 24/7 I'd jump on my own lightsaber.
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Tough, but I think I'd do vader. I don't want to sound like a ****** while I'm talking lol
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Tough, but I think I'd do vader. I don't want to sound like a ****** while I'm talking lol
I don't know man... If I was sitting next to you at a movie I would probably punch you.
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How tiny is the shield?

I would fight the giant duck. When it goes to peck at you shove the shield in its mouth and stab the neck with the butter knife.

If I were to fight the bears, I would let one live to keep it as a pet.
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Wielding only a butter knife and a tiny shield, would you rather fight 100 duck sized bears, or 1 bear sized duck?

(Grizzly bear)

Also, you are wearing shorts and are barefoot.

Discuss.
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The shield is the size of a dinner plate.
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