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Old 11-16-2013, 10:01 PM   #1
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Who would win in a fighr

Jesus on a raptor or Robocop on a unicorn?

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Robocop on a unicorn for sure. Robocop can shoot from a distance while the unicorn is distracting Jesus and the raptor with rainbow colored vomit. Jesus and the raptor would only fair well in close quarters combat. Robocop has range.

Btw. Best thread ever!!!

So I suppose it's my turn now.

Who would win in a fight, The Brawny Paper Towel Guy or Mr. Clean?
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Brawny guy for sure he has weapons to chop me clean into pieces. And he can use me cleans shirt to clean up his bloody body after just like:



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Who would kill who? Einstein vs Ben Franklin?? GO!
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Brawny guy for sure he has weapons to chop me clean into pieces. And he can use me cleans shirt to clean up his bloody body after just like: Who would kill who? Einstein vs Ben Franklin?? GO!
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Bull shiit. Jesus would win after robocop runs out of ammo cuz Jesus would just resurrect himself and the raptor would eat the unicorn inside out and back inside again for seconds and thirds.

Then as the finishing move a la Mortal Kombat Jesus would send Robocop straight to hell by opening up the ground to swallow that metal plated Neanderthal.

Flawless Victory cuz with each resurrection Jesus would get full health again.
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Brawny guy for sure he has weapons to chop me clean into pieces. And he can use me cleans shirt to clean up his bloody body after just like:

Who would kill who? Einstein vs Ben Franklin?? GO!
Ben Franklin. He was a drinker so he would have that epic drunk rage; that and Einstein looked like a wimp

Who would win?
Papa John or Colonel Sanders?[COLOR="Silver"]

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Bull shiit. Jesus would win after robocop runs out of ammo cuz Jesus would just resurrect himself and the raptor would eat the unicorn inside out and back inside again for seconds and thirds.

Then as the finishing move a la Mortal Kombat Jesus would send Robocop straight to hell by opening up the ground to swallow that metal plated Neanderthal.

Flawless Victory cuz with each resurrection Jesus would get full health again.
That's what I was thinking!
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Ben Franklin. He was a drinker so he would have that epic drunk rage; that and Einstein looked like. Wimp

Who would win?
Papa John or Colonel Sanders?
Papa John cuz colonel sanders would have a myocardial infarction 18 seconds into the fight.

Ok... Now. Jenna Jameson or Jenna Haze?
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Papa John cuz colonel sanders would have a myocardial infarction 18 seconds into the fight. Ok... Now. Jenna Jameson or Jenna Haze?
who?
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Lol... I forget. You're not quite of age yet...
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Lol... I forget. You're not quite of age yet...
Haha
And Jenna Haze Jameson is way too beat already hahahaha
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Jenna haze. Jameson is kinda gross lol
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Papa John cuz colonel sanders would have a myocardial infarction 18 seconds into the fight.

Ok... Now. Jenna Jameson or Jenna Haze?
And I must add... Jenna Jameson vs Jenna Haze in bed or in a tub of strawberry jello?
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And I must add... Jenna Jameson vs Jenna Haze in bed or in a tub of strawberry jello?
Bed: Jameson with her experience.
Jello: Haze with her experience? Haha
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I could fall in love with Haze every morning and night... And around lunch time... And afternoon snack time... And midnight after drinking eat at IHOP time.
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I prefer Audrey bitoni
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I prefer Tori Black. Hmmmm... Ok fine.

Tori Black vs. a Shelby GT500 for a year lease... Which would you rather have?
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I prefer Audrey bitoni
#1 rule: never kiss em on the mouth lol
I woudnt wana touch either of the 3 with a ten foot pole. Watching is fine haha

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I prefer Tori Black. Hmmmm... Ok fine.

Tori Black vs. a Shelby GT500 for a year lease... Which would you rather have?
With what I just said, the Shelby haha
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I woudnt wana touch either of the 3 with a ten foot pole. Watching is fine haha
Lol true but this is all make belief. Suspension of disbelief. Like we'll ever see a Jesus vs. Robocop match? Lol
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Lol true but this is all make belief. Suspension of disbelief. Like we'll ever see a Jesus vs. Robocop match? Lol
oh goodness, Jesus vs Robocop? Robocop would kill jesus(sorry) bit then he would come back and beat Robocop.
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I prefer Tori Black. Hmmmm... Ok fine. Tori Black vs. a Shelby GT500 for a year lease... Which would you rather have?
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Lol. Perfect thread for tonight. Been going out partying drinking 13 of the 16 days of this month. Decided to stay home tonight but somehow I found myself stocked with a 12 pack and a bottle of merlot. Merlot's down... 12 packs be become an 8 pack now.

This is... Entertaining me lol
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Lol true but this is all make belief. Suspension of disbelief. Like we'll ever see a Jesus vs. Robocop match? Lol
The world can only hope...
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Lol. Perfect thread for tonight. Been going out partying drinking 13 of the 16 days of this month. Decided to stay home tonight but somehow I found myself stocked with a 12 pack and a bottle of merlot. Merlot's down... 12 packs be become an 8 pack now. This is... Entertaining me lol
by these posts I think your watching some other kind of entertainment lololol jkjkjkk
When I drink with my chick I always get horny af hahahahaba tmi I know I know. Some youngstaz wouldn't know bout that hahah
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oh goodness, Jesus vs Robocop? Robocop would kill jesus(sorry) bit then he would come back and beat Robocop.
That was the first one mustangz
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That was the first one mustangz
Oh, sorry, didn't see that
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by these posts I think your watching some other kind of entertainment lololol jkjkjkk
When I drink with my chick I always get horny af hahahahaba tmi I know I know. Some youngstaz wouldn't know bout that hahah
Lol nah. Watching Netflix. American Brawler. So far not too bad.

Been having a tough month. I broke up with my gf of 2 yrs about a year ago and have been out of the social and dating scene. But lately I've been trying to go out and meet people. Bit rusty.

I'm meeting people and meeting women. I can get their numbers and all and I can get pretty much all of them to come out but its just that few that I really am attracted to that I can't seem to get to come out.

I get their numbers by using my goto line of "we inly talked for like 5 minutes but you seem like a cool girl. I don't do this much but I'd love to go grab a cup of coffee with you. Here put your number down and I'll pencil you in maybe this Tuesday. " and I toss her my phone. They always put their number in. I always call them the same night or at least text them to get a response after.

But I think that's rustiness is making me awkward or unnatural around the ones I really like. So I think that's why the ones I really want aren't committing to come out cuz I might be trying too hard. I think too much on them I guess. Fukk it. Next.
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Lol nah. Watching Netflix. American Brawler. So far not too bad. Been having a tough month. I broke up with my gf of 2 yrs about a year ago and have been out of the social and dating scene. But lately I've been trying to go out and meet people. Bit rusty. I'm meeting people and meeting women. I can get their numbers and all and I can get pretty much all of them to come out but its just that few that I really am attracted to that I can't seem to get to come out. I get their numbers by using my goto line of "we inly talked for like 5 minutes but you seem like a cool girl. I don't do this much but I'd love to go grab a cup of coffee with you. Here put your number down and I'll pencil you in maybe this Tuesday. " and I toss her my phone. They always put their number in. I always call them the same night or at least text them to get a response after. But I think that's rustiness is making me awkward or unnatural around the ones I really like. So I think that's why the ones I really want aren't committing to come out cuz I might be trying too hard. I think too much on them I guess. Fukk it. Next.
"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
^^go to line for anyone lol
Bu seriously it shouldn't be too bad now. The hardest part is always leaving the house. I got all the way the number and gotten then up after part down too. Don't over think it like most do and think "it's too soon maybe tomorrow" or some other nonsense.

Chicks like to know if somebody likes them. Just like dudes hate that **** so do they. Well the good ones anyway haha.

You just need some good smashing action and you'll be on your way

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"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?" ^^go to line for anyone lol Bu seriously it shouldn't be too bad now. The hardest part is always leaving the house. I got all the way the number and gotten then up after part down too. Don't over think it like most do and think "it's too soon maybe tomorrow" or some other nonsense. Chicks like to know if somebody likes them. Just like dudes hate that **** so do they. Well the good ones anyway haha. You just need some good smashing action and you'll be on your way
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"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
^^go to line for anyone lol
Bu seriously it shouldn't be too bad now. The hardest part is always leaving the house. I got all the way the number and gotten then up after part down too. Don't over think it like most do and think "it's too soon maybe tomorrow" or some other nonsense.

Chicks like to know if somebody likes them. Just like dudes hate that **** so do they. Well the good ones anyway haha.

You just need some good smashing action and you'll be on your way

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Lol yeah. Practice. Makes. Perfect.

Last girl I got her number I saw her look over at me a couple times. I caught her eyes and she looked away. I was like alright you look over one more time and its on like donkey kong. She did.

So I bee lined over talked to her for 2-3 minutes made her laugh. Then after cracking the last joke I walked off.

Then I was waiting for her to look again. She did. So the second time she looked I bee lined over there and joked with her and cracked a couple jokes on her too. Then 2-3 minutes I left again without saying anything.

Then she looked again so I figured she knew what time it was so I bee lined over and laid down my "cool girl" line.

I figure in a crowded environment you don't have hours to make some one comfortable. Only minutes really. So repetition breeds familiarity so thus my guerrilla warfare tactic of bam bam bam leave and bam bam bam again. So by the third time it's like they've known me for a while now.

Now I just gotta get my post number game down with the ones I really want. I hate rust. On cars and in life. Rust sucks. By the way... 36 years old. Not a spring chicken anymore. Dating sucks at this age.
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Alright back on track.

Mike Tyson after a couple Colt 45s spiked with steroids or a Silverback gorilla on Viagra?
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Alright back on track.

Mike Tyson after a couple Colt 45s spiked with steroids or a Silverback gorilla on Viagra?
Same thing aren't they? Haha
But seriously, I would go with the gorilla because of how strong they are. They can easily rip a humans limbs clear off

Okay, Troy Polomalu or a rabid hairdresser with huge scissors?
Keep in mind Troy dies when his hair is cut, even the slightest bit.
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Same thing aren't they? Haha
But seriously, I would go with the gorilla because of how strong they are. They can easily rip a humans limbs clear off

Okay, Troy Polomalu or a rabid hairdresser with huge scissors?
Keep in mind Troy dies when his hair is cut, even the slightest bit.
Lol true. Loser either gets eaten (ears) or raped.

Rabid hairdresser??? Hmmmmmmm this is a toughie. Will Troy have his helmet on? Cuz then the hairdresser would need to tackle and take the helmet off...

Hairdresser cuz if its a non-sanctioned no holds barred fight with no rules hairdresser can use a hairspray can and a lighter to light Polomalu on fire which would effectively fry his hair.
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Lol true. Loser either gets eaten (ears) or raped.

Rabid hairdresser??? Hmmmmmmm this is a toughie. Will Troy have his helmet on? Cuz then the hairdresser would need to tackle and take the helmet off...

Hairdresser cuz if its a non-sanctioned no holds barred fight with no rules hairdresser can use a hairspray can and a lighter to light Polomalu on fire which would effectively fry his hair.
Very nice point. And of course he has his helmet on.
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God I wanna see Bruce Lee in the UFC vs everyone
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Which brings this up, Bruce Lee or chuck Norris?
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Which brings this up, Bruce Lee or chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris was a student of Bruce Lee and from all his movies and shows afterwards he is far from the philosophical fluidity embodied by Lee.

Bruce Lee would punk him and take chucks lunch money and chuck would gladly give it up for more lessons.

Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal?
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