Originally Posted by ZimStang
is it bad to wanna have sex with a car?
1) Depends on what gender you think the car is
2) Whether it's your car, or someone else's (then it's adultery)
3) Do you know where it's been? (You wouldn't want a car with a ton of "previous owners")
4)Always, ALWAYS protect yourself and your car by using a vulcanized rubber condom.
And don't forget to check her mileage. You don't want the FBI after you for grinding the gears of a minor (yeah I know that's bad
), but you probably don't want a 250,000 mile Silverado (and if you're into that sort of thing, I don't wanna know)