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Old 01-15-2004, 05:14 PM   #1
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Tell a joke post:

This girl walks into a supermarket and buys the following:

1 bar of soap
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 loaf of bread
1 pint of milk
1 apple
1 banana
1 orange
1 plum
1 peach
1 grapefruit
1 tomato
1 lettuce
1 kraft single
1 samosa
1 muesli bar
1 pie
1 single frozen dinner
1 single frozen pizza

The checkout guy looks at her, smiles, and says, Single, huh?"


The girl smiles sheepishly and replies,

How'd you guess?'





He says, 'Because you're freaking ugly.'


Next joke.
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Old 01-15-2004, 05:25 PM   #2
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i dn't know any that aren't offensive to SOMEONE. within reason can they be posted?
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:22 PM   #3
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Old 01-15-2004, 06:38 PM   #5
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6 guys and a girl are stranded on a desert island.




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They bury her!
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Old 01-15-2004, 11:09 PM   #7
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What do Helen Keller's parents do when she has been misbehaving?

>They rearrange her furniture.

Why can't Helen Keller drive, besides the fact she is blind?

>She's a woman, of course!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

>You would too if your name was Beehaaadoooggee/retarded-mute slurring of words.

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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
Pregnant with twins.

How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she's pregnant.
You know what she'll say after that?
Is it mine?

Why can't blondes dial 911?
They can't find the eleven on the phone.

Did you hear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for Winter."

Why don't blondes like making Kool-Aid?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Why was the blonde reviewing the ABCs?
She was studying for a multiple choice test.

Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads?
They want to measure their intelligence.

Why do blondes stand under light bulbs?
It's the closest they'll come to a bright idea.

Why do blonde nurses bring red magic markers to work?
In case they have to draw blood.
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