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Old 02-04-2004, 02:12 PM   #1
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Men Stike Back

Men strike back!

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men break wind more than women?

Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?

A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

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Send this to a few good men who need a laugh and to the select few women who can handle the truth...
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I married Miss Right.

I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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nice man!!!! just sent that to 30 people
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I think this is adorable...I am sure my husband will find it just a speck more funny thought...its a guy thing (whatever THAT may be )
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