A day at the zoo...
One day a teacher takes her students on a field trip to the zoo. Their first stop is the lion cage. She askes her students "Who can tell me what this animal is?"
A little boy in the back says "A lion."
"Very good." She takes them to the monkey cage. "Who can tell me what these animals are?"
A little girl says "Monkeys"
"Very good." She takes them to the bear pen. "Now who can tell me what these animals are?"
The children are dumbfounded, they don't know what a bear is. So the teacher tries tact.
"Your father comes home from a long hard day of work and says 'What's for dinner? i'm hungry as a' ..what?"
A little boy in the back jumps up and down, screaming...
"IT'S A MOTHER****ER, A REAL LIVE MOTHER****ER"
I don't own a mustang at the moment