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Old 09-22-2008, 10:44 AM   #1
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I have decided to become a write-in candidate

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HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain' t got it, you don't need it.'

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't getting nuttin out. The president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.
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Old 09-22-2008, 11:25 AM   #2
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You got my vote. And probably everybody i knows vote as well.
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:15 PM   #3
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yup im with you on most of it. some things will cost a lot of money (drug test, payin for school to get ur welfare check,
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Old 09-22-2008, 02:21 PM   #4
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But i think you pay for school. Not us tax payers paying for it. Then you get your welfare check. Provided you pass your drug test.
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Old 09-22-2008, 07:26 PM   #5
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Definately a lot of good ideas and points in there
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Re: I have decided to become a write-in candidate

ha, think you might have my vote, herb!!! lol
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I've been thinking about running for some kind of office here but I don't think I could pass the baby Jesus test.
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I'm thinking about running for an office too. I'm also thinking about starting an organization to do a little bit o' civil disobedience... See how the government would like it if a couple million people decide not to pay federal income taxes next year.
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I'd be down for joining this organization.
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Old 09-23-2008, 12:17 AM   #10
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I'm thinking about running for an office too. I'm also thinking about starting an organization to do a little bit o' civil disobedience... See how the government would like it if a couple million people decide not to pay federal income taxes next year.
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Oh subversive actions are my specialty
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yup im with you on most of it. some things will cost a lot of money (drug test, payin for school to get ur welfare check,
Number 6 has been revised. The costs for education/urinalysis are not federally,State or locally subsidized and therefore will be deducted when a check is issued.
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Haha nice. I'd vote.
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I'm so voting for you.

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