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Old 09-25-2008, 07:39 AM   #71
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the door girl at Crazy Horse 2 is fine as **** and gives an AWSOME lap dance
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the door girl at Crazy Horse 2 is fine as **** and gives an AWSOME lap dance

you are welcome...you got the sloppy seconds after my (2) dances but i agree she is badass>>>>oh im not gay either it sucked waking up at 5:30

the steak wasnt bad either

*there rob, i paid for a naked girl to do dirty things to me,happy?

brent, im always stuck with the dirty work, he never goes cougar hunting...he goes cougar fishing, just sits and waits on them while im talking to ever good looking girl in the club dont get mad kyle

we all know you cant catch a damn cougar on a hook, only whales
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so is this like Bill and Teds Ultimate Adventure? only alot more gay?
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What it sounds like to me.
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Kyle and Jarrods excellent gay adventure....coming soon to a theatre near you.
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Old 09-25-2008, 02:48 PM   #79
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nah the title for the film should be "All the women we could have had"
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But the problem with that is it the movie would be like 8 days long.
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and still not have any nudity.
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Kyle, loosen up man. You get *****, that's great. We just want pictures. You KNOW if you'd have provided decent pictures where we could see **** you wouldn't have gotten the **** you did. Also, why make SimplyOrange do the dirty work

As far as drunk posts, we are DRUNK! Are you saying that you are the same as a bunch of drunk guys posting on the internet when you post about hunting 'milfs' (which is old as **** btw. I mean come on. MILF? Yea we get it. A hot mom you want to dip your wick in.) Join the club!

I'm happy that you get your dick wet man. Congrats. You aren't gay

Ok...carry on.. seriously. Just busting your balls man. You know I don't have any problems with you. Relax!

like i said, i'm not mad...........i just dont care what someone 600 miles away thinks of me

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brent, im always stuck with the dirty work, he never goes cougar hunting...he goes cougar fishing, just sits and waits on them while im talking to ever good looking girl in the club dont get mad kyle

we all know you cant catch a damn cougar on a hook, only whales
its like that huh?

when we go cougar hunting.......jarrod is like me in the strip club. i was bouncing off the walls wanting a lap dance when we first walked in and everyone was saying "ok dude just chill out"......well youre the same way when we go out like that......."dude, lets go hit on this one, this one, this one......" whereas i wanna put down a couple and chill out for a little while. think about it, the last few times, they pretty much walked up to us, we had to do no work on that part.......especially the ones last week that walked up to me from across the bar.

but you know what, just so you cant even say anything like that, i am gonna go up to some and do what you do......just so you can say **** about it
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like i said, i'm not mad...........i just dont care what someone 600 miles away thinks of me
For someone that isn't mad, you sure did act all butt hurt over it lashing out like that.
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lashing out like what?..............just b/c i said i dont care what someone over the internet thinks of me?.........i still dont, doesnt mean i'm mad

honestly, are you gonna lose any sleep b/c someone over the internet xxx miles away said a post/thread you made was gay?.......no
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lashing out like what?..............just b/c i said i dont care what someone over the internet thinks of me?.........i still dont, doesnt mean i'm mad

honestly, are you gonna lose any sleep b/c someone over the internet xxx miles away said a post/thread you made was gay?.......no
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now i'm kinda glad i stay home while ya'll are "hunting" ya'll make yourselves sound bad. LOL
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i didnt do anything...i just go out like i always have for the past 3 years...
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lashing out like what?..............just b/c i said i dont care what someone over the internet thinks of me?.........i still dont, doesnt mean i'm mad

honestly, are you gonna lose any sleep b/c someone over the internet xxx miles away said a post/thread you made was gay?.......no
Several of your posts in this thread, post 67 in particular, sounds like you were thrashing around on the floor throwing a temper tantrum. I realize the kid keeps you up at night, but dude, don't take it out on us.
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sorry kyle>>>>
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lashing out like what?..............just b/c i said i dont care what someone over the internet thinks of me?.........i still dont, doesnt mean i'm mad

honestly, are you gonna lose any sleep b/c someone over the internet xxx miles away said a post/thread you made was gay?.......no
We get it. You don't care what people on the internet think. You are now cooler on the internet for saying that
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one time i went to a club and didn't hook up with anyone because i got drunk and fell asleep in a booth, and one time i went to a club and hooked up with someone because i just asked every girl in the club if she wanted to **** until i finally found one without any self-esteem that was desperate enough. woot my life rules i'm a **** machine

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dont bother replying i don't care what any of you say about me on the world wide web
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one time i went to a club and didn't hook up with anyone because i got drunk and fell asleep in a booth, and one time i went to a club and hooked up with someone because i just asked every girl in the club if she wanted to **** until i finally found one without any self-esteem that was desperate enough. woot my life rules i'm a **** machine

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dont bother replying i don't care what any of you say about me on the world wide web
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one time i went to a club and didn't hook up with anyone because i got drunk and fell asleep in a booth, and one time i went to a club and hooked up with someone because i just asked every girl in the club if she wanted to **** until i finally found one without any self-esteem that was desperate enough. woot my life rules i'm a **** machine

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dont bother replying i don't care what any of you say about me on the world wide web
:bs: There's no way you got drunk and fell asleep. Now I know you're lying.
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shut up i don't care what you say you ******* i hate you i'm not mad though...on the internet

but if you lived near me and not 600 miles away i would be furious so keep that in mind
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ROFL at thawill.

im still trying to figure out why KYLE started a thread about this under jarrod's name. why not post it under his own name if he doesn't care what people on the internet think about him.
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ROFL at thawill.

im still trying to figure out why KYLE started a thread about this under jarrod's name. why not post it under his own name if he doesn't care what people on the internet think about him.
That is a mighty good question!
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I dont think I could pick up random women from a club and have sex with them... your just asking for STDs and god knows what else to ruin your life lol... chances are you already have one and dont even know if you do this regularly. Unless of course they tell you they are clean... then your 100% safe, or if it looks clean, yea im sure thats a 100% sign your good to go. Condoms of course are 100% effective at keeping you from getting something as well so just use those and your always good.
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ehh there isnt any my size






but i give em 3 inches of heaven
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****, i'm hung like a tuna can
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he posted under my name because i was already signed in and browsing the forums, dude i dont go and try to **** everything in the club, i go to meet people, sometime it leads to sex and sometimes it doesent, i dont mind going out and meeting new girls and having fun all night without sex, i just go out for fun, if it happens then it happens, the last girl i left the club with i knew from a long time ago,and her aunt, well... kyle didnt know her so much

besides, we use the ear test


so here we are catching **** for
1) not having sex with the girls in the pictures
2) having sex with girls we meet in bars

like kyle said, not everybody prefers to go sit a a sausage fest and get wasted
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i stay come and jack off to porn on the interet.
1) garunteed to get a nut
2) you can look and stare at how ever many women you want and they don't get mad
3) you don't get turned down
4) you can look at more than one girl at one time
5) no risk of STD's
6) people on the internet won't flame you. LOL
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