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Old 10-03-2008, 08:36 AM   #1
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Makes you proud to be an American!

If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago you will have $33.00 today. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago you will have $0.00 today.
But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago drank all the beer then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund you will have received $214.00. Based on the above the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg. A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink on average 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means that on average Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!
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Re: Makes you proud to be an American!

I bet my mpg is waaaaay worse than that.
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I bet my mpg is waaaaay worse than that.
Only with the lamp shade on
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Re: Makes you proud to be an American!

I'm sure my MPG is down towards the single digits as well....without any lamp shades tho. I find they add to my wind resistence.
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I'm sure my MPG is down towards the single digits as well....without any lamp shades tho. I find they add to my wind resistence.
I have no wind resistence issue !!!! I have no hair
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Re: Makes you proud to be an American!

buy when there is blood in the streets... not at the end of a bubble.

like now for instance.

a good portfolio would be 20% bonds, 30% stocks and 50% beer.
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Haha, very nice.....im sure i would be closer to the teens as well, just like my Mustang. I guess me and her are so close we even get close to the same milage.
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