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Old 03-19-2004, 06:17 PM   #1
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New Study --- Results are IN!

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on
where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating
she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if
she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to
a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a@@
while he is on fire. Further studies are expected.
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Old 03-19-2004, 06:17 PM   #2
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Never hold your farts in.
They travel up your spine, into your brain,
and that's where ****ty ideas come from.
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Old 03-19-2004, 06:18 PM   #3
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GirlFriend 1.0 - Software Helpline Excerpt

I'm currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I've been having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the GirlFriend releases I've tried have always conflicted with it.
I hear that DrinkingBuddies won't crash if GirlFriend is run in background mode and the sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and it works okay.

Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Golf program, often trying to abort Golf with some sort of timing incompatibility. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. After months of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn't have enough cache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, it uninstalled itself.

Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were supposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virus anyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shutdown for a while.

I very cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSI probe first and also installed a virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 still installed, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn't know about that automatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend and communicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still some problems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is in some obscure language that I can't understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware, you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I've never liked how GirlFriend was totally ''object-oriented.''

A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend to GirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of GirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a year if you don't upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, he had to upgrade to Wife 1.0, which he describes as a huge resource hog. It has taken up all his space, so he can't load anything else. One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocation module of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife 1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can do anything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came with MotherInLaw, which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off.

I told him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you try to run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0 won't install anyway because of insufficient resources
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Old 03-20-2004, 04:13 PM   #5
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ROFL..

That one is a classic!!!
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on
where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating
she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if
she is menstruating, or menopausal, she is more prone to be attracted to
a man with scissors lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his a@@
while he is on fire. Further studies are expected.
BS!
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:04 PM   #7
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ROFLMFO! haha warfire, that is some funny crap
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oh geeze! lol!!!
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:53 PM   #9
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ok.. that goes beyond the boundaries of good taste
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your tasting the poop?
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:56 PM   #11
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QWNED..

No, my reference was in a general regard of the boundaries the picture passed..

I don't taste poo poo.
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SURE! lair you wait for doggies to do their doo doo
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:57 PM   #13
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Umm.. Do you remember changing diapers??


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ewwwww hate that.


gross x 21323132314342

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Old 03-20-2004, 05:59 PM   #15
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my boy is somewhat ill right now


and it's all green and runny


and stinks up the house..
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So hows those yankee's?
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So hows those yankee's?
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Old 03-20-2004, 06:46 PM   #18
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Old 03-21-2004, 12:13 AM   #20
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