a penguin took his car to the local mechanic to get it checked out because it had been leaking oil. the mechanic told the penguin it would take a few minutes to see what the problem was. so the penguin went across the street to an icecream parlor and ordered a vanilla icecream. since the penguin doesn't have hands he had to dig his beak in to eat the icecream. upon returning to the mechanic, the mechanic said, "looks like you blew a seal." the penguin replied, "no, its just icecream."