dumb blonde joke...
A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a
message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would
cost $150 she exclaimed, "I don't have that kind of money, but
I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
The man arched an eyebrow and asked, "Anything?"
"Yes, anything!" the blonde promised.
With that, the man said, "Follow me." He walked into the next
room and ordered, "Come in and close the door." She did.
He then said, "Get on your knees." She did.
Then he said, "Take down my zipper." She did.
He said, "Go ahead... take it out." She took it out and
grabbed hold of it with both hands. The man closed his eyes
and whispered, "Well... go ahead."
The blonde slowly brought her lips closer, and while holding
it close to her lips she said loudly, "HELLO....MOM?!"
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