A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an
attractive man standing alone. She approached him.
'Hi. My name is Carmen,' she told him.
'That's a beautiful name,' he replied, 'Is
it a family name?'
'No,' she replied. 'I gave it to myself. It
reflects the things I like most -- cars and men.'
'What's your name?' she asked.
He replied, 'B. J. Titsenstangs
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