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Old 04-22-2004, 02:34 PM   #1
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Do you ever wonder ---

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I
think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:35 PM   #2
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Who was the first person to say,


"See that chicken there...
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
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If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there song
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
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Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
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They're both dogs!
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:37 PM   #10
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If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:37 PM   #12
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:37 PM   #13
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:37 PM   #14
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:37 PM   #15
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Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
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Old 04-22-2004, 02:38 PM   #18
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Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,
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did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blow job right before she kissed you goodnight?
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did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blow job right before she kissed you goodnight?
WHOAAAA , I sure as hell hope not lol
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did you ever wonder if your mom gave dad a blow job right before she kissed you goodnight?
a great ending to the list....
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lol, yeah. nice ending.

Ever wonder why people inch up at red lights? it doesn't help you get to your destination any faster.
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Old 04-22-2004, 05:13 PM   #24
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haha those are funny.
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lol, yeah. nice ending.

Ever wonder why people inch up at red lights? it doesn't help you get to your destination any faster.
That really bugs me, especially when there 3/4 the way through the intersection before the light turns green.
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just like the people who have a girl in bed, and see this nice warm spot...then go for the butthole...i mean wtf
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

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and ewwwwwwwwwwww @ the blowjob ****
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