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Old 05-18-2004, 10:26 AM   #1
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What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing they were both stuck up *****es
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:27 AM   #2
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Two men, Patrick and Michael, have been sitting in a bar drinking the day away, when finally there is noone left in the bar but them. Patrick walks over to the other, and asks Michael where he is from, and the Michael replies, "Well, I'm from Dublin.".

Patrick exclaims, "bloody hell, NO WAY!, I'm from Dublin too!! Let me buy you a drink!". After the drink, Michael asks PAtrick, "What school did you go to?", and Patrick replies, "St. Marys, and yourself?", to which Michael exclaims "ME TOO!!! I went to St. Mary's as well!!".

Just then one of the bar regulars walks in asked the bartender what was happenin. The bartender simply replied, "ohh the usual, kinda slow, and the O'Malley brothers are drunk again!".
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A women goes to the dry cleaners one day and the guy that works there is hard of hearing. so she asked him if he could get this stain out. "Come again?", he says, she says, "No, it's just ketchup this time"
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One day, two catholic priests are showering in the room at the back of the church before mass starts. They both realize that they forgot to bring soap, so one of the priests decides to run and get some. He doesn't take the time to throw on a towel, and on his way back to the showers he hears some nuns coming around the corner of the hallway.

Not knowing what to do, he backs up against the wall and holds perfectly still with a bar of soap in each hand. Three nuns walk by, and one of them says, "Oh look! A soap machine!" She pulls on the priest's penis, and he drops one of the two bars of soap. The second nun pulls on his penis, and he drops the other bar of soap. The third nun pulls on his penis, and says, "Oh look, I got hand soap!"
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:32 AM   #5
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A blonde, brunette and a red head are sentenced to death by firing squad.

The red head is to be executed first. The firing squad asks if she has any last wishes, she says “no”. So the squad continues with “Ready…Aim…” and then she screams out “Earthquake!” This distracts the squad and she safely escapes.

Next is the brunette, she also has no requests. The squad then continues with “Ready…Aim…” and then she screams out “Flood!” This again distracts the squad and she too runs to safety.

Now the blonde who has begun to catch on, also has no requests. The squad starts with “Ready…Aim…” then the blonde screams out “FIRE!”
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Old 05-18-2004, 10:32 AM   #6
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i know i know, im pulling a ken... but hey these are pretty funny
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that they are

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^you need to message me on whatever your new SN is :-p
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lol those are great. the come again joke was a monica lewinsky joke a while back.
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Good stuff Ken Jr.

Whatever happened to Ken's daily jokes?
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^^ thinks hes too good for IM cause he drives an evo

(don't know what that has to with anything but i felt like posting)
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^^ thinks hes too good for IM cause he drives an evo

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haha those jokes are good i showed my teacher them and the people at work and they thought they were great too
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