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Old 11-12-2008, 04:19 PM   #1
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A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.


'Oh my GOD!' screamed the woman. 'That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?'


The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, 'I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly
fill with semen, and if he doesn't do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.

''Oh, well in that case, I guess it's okay,' said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him.


Again, the woman screamed, 'Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?


Again the doctor spoke very calmly, 'Same illness, better health plan.'
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LOL.
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Wow, that's classy. lol
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i liked it, but my gf, a nurse, did not haha
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So then...did it hit too close to home? Is there something to this terrible affliction and/or health plan perks that we don't know about?
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So then...did it hit too close to home? Is there something to this terrible affliction and/or health plan perks that we don't know about?
yeah, she works with the neurology department with senior citizens who **** all over the bed a few times a day
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LMFAO !!!!!
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hahaha
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that doesn't make it not a good joke...
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Funny stuff
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what hospital was this again?????
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