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Old 07-01-2004, 12:07 PM   #1
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It's really very simple

If you are choking on an icecube, don't panic. Simply pur a cup of boiling water down your throat, and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed
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Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink
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Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
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High blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a while, thus reducing the pressure in your veins
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A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep when you hit the snooze button
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Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink
holy ****!! i do that at bars when all the toilets are occupied!!! LOL 2:
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If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough!
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Have a bad tooth ache? Hit your thumb with a hammer, then you will forget about the tooth ache
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You need only two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape.... If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the duct tape
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