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Old 07-15-2004, 11:55 PM   #36
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haha so 30 years from now us whiteys still trying.........
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LMAO, that was a great way to start the day!
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hahahahahahahahahahaha nice!
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All this is really funny but the bull**** about the Bush being Awol is just not funny

But we had for 8 years a president who dodged the draft by living in Europe and protesting the Vietnam war while he was in Russia.
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was that clinton? or who. never heard this before
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was that clinton? or who. never heard this before
Yes it was Bill Clinton
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G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they
sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell
that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."
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clinton ruled
Yes he ruled as the first President to have lived in a trailer park. He was the first persident who has never, I repeat never had a real job. He had always been a politician. He rules as the king of Intern Sex. He is the king of Dont ask dont tell. He is high commander of the Hide The Cigar Game. He is der slick meister of " that all depends on what the definition of is is". He is the Supremo Leader of "I never had sex with that women". He is the Grandfather of " we didn't know it was illegal to have computers in the bottom of the white house with all the personal information on all the Republican politicians, Donators and people in the US that they got from the FBI. Yes he was the El Captain of the I will go live in Europe, avoid the Draft and go to Russia and protest the Vietnam war. He is Numero uno of " I smoked pot but I never inhaled it.

Geez what a great guy
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^ lmao

I saw the other day that bush and kerry were like 7th cousins twice removed. Who has the time to figure that out?
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G. W. Bush and John Kerry somehow ended up at the same barbershop. As they
sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was
spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it
would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who
had Kerry in his chair reached for the aftershave.
Kerry was quick to stop him saying, "No thanks, my wife Theresa will smell
that and think I've been in a whorehouse,"

The second barber turned to Bush and said, "How about you?"
Bush replied, "Go ahead, my wife doesn't know what the inside of a
whorehouse smells like."
lmfao!!!
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please remeber this thread is intended for jokes, no political talk please

"One guy who's excited about the handover is President George Bush. He's thrilled about turning over power back to Iraq. You know why? Because he's thinking about invading them again." —David Letterman

"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." —David Letterman

"President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration." —David Letterman

"President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn't this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off." —Jay Leno

"You know what really makes this embarrassing? The other day the president said the leaders in Iraq are 'ready to take off the training wheels.' That's what he said, 'take off the training wheels.' Then he goes out and falls off his bicycle. And they wonder why the rest of the world doesn't take us seriously." —Jay Leno

"Doctor's concluded that the president's fall hadn't done any damage when he appeared confused and disoriented." —Craig Kilborn

"The other night, President Bush's press conference was pre-empted by 'American Idol.' You know the difference between President Bush and 'American Idol?' See, on 'American Idol,' the one with the most votes wins." —Jay Leno

"In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'" —Conan O'Brien

"CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk." —David Letterman

"President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, he is very excited about Condoleezza Rice's testimony before Congress. Well, it makes perfect sense — he wants to know what was going on, too." —David Letterman

"John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either." —David Letterman

"President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges." —Jay Leno
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"One guy who's excited about the handover is President George Bush. He's thrilled about turning over power back to Iraq. You know why? Because he's thinking about invading them again." —David Letterman

"President Bush is going to establish elections there in Iraq. He's going to rebuild the infrastructure. He's going to create jobs. He said if it works there, he'll try it here." —David Letterman

"President Bush announced he has a five-point strategy for getting out of Iraq. Points six through 10 will be handled by the Kerry administration." —David Letterman

"President Bush fell off his mountain bike down on his ranch in Texas. A couple weeks ago, John Kerry fell off his bicycle. See, doesn't this make you miss President Clinton? That guy, he could ride anything without falling off." —Jay Leno

"You know what really makes this embarrassing? The other day the president said the leaders in Iraq are 'ready to take off the training wheels.' That's what he said, 'take off the training wheels.' Then he goes out and falls off his bicycle. And they wonder why the rest of the world doesn't take us seriously." —Jay Leno

"Doctor's concluded that the president's fall hadn't done any damage when he appeared confused and disoriented." —Craig Kilborn

"The other night, President Bush's press conference was pre-empted by 'American Idol.' You know the difference between President Bush and 'American Idol?' See, on 'American Idol,' the one with the most votes wins." —Jay Leno

"In his press conference last night, President Bush said he could not remember a single mistake he had made in the last two years. The president's exact quote was: 'I ain't make none mistakes ever.'" —Conan O'Brien

"CIA Director George Tenet has now testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk." —David Letterman

"President Bush says he is looking forward to the testimony of Condoleezza Rice. Yes, he is very excited about Condoleezza Rice's testimony before Congress. Well, it makes perfect sense — he wants to know what was going on, too." —David Letterman

"John Kerry says that foreign leaders want him to be president, but that he can't name the foreign leaders. That's all right, President Bush can't name them either." —David Letterman

"President Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in San Francisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges." —Jay Leno
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thats posted in another thread, about a week late there V6stang, lol
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thats posted in another thread, about a week late there V6stang, lol
Oh well. that's what i get for not paying more attetion.
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Kerry and his misfits not to mention his great photo at Nasa. Wait I am sorry that pic is of Kerry on the set of the new Willy Wonka Movie. Kerry plays a Oompa Loompa that takes over the factory and wants to be President
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chappelle's show "conilingous rice, sounds like a mexican dish, we should send her to mexico and let the mexicans eat her"
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The Kerry cronicles
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I heard today (rush limbaugh) that the Kerry camp actually asked for photographers to be at the NASA tour and for the photos to be developed quickly.

Now they say there never should have been a photographer and that NASA is in Bush's pocket.

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