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Old 07-22-2004, 09:20 AM   #1
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i thought this was funny...

dunno if it's a repost or not, it's new to me

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Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.


Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.


The United States should get out of the United Nations, but our highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.


A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.


Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.


The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.


If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.


A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies, then demand their cooperation and money.


Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.


HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.


Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.


A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.


Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.


The public has a right to know about Bill and Hillary's land purchase, but George Bush's driving record is none of our business.


Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.


You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.


What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
^in my experience, so true
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that is all stretching the truth and totally gay
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yeah, what falcon said

but, these did make me laugh:

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Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
this next one is just stupid.
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Believe what you want man. Whatever makes you sleep better at night
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:rofl:

Funny!..I'm definetly sleeping better tonight......because tomorrow is FRIDAY!!
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Funny!..I'm definetly sleeping better tonight......because tomorrow is FRIDAY!!
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A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Thats the dumbest statement right there.
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yeah. i didnt feel like bringing that one up.
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dunno if it's a repost or not, it's new to me

^in my experience, so true
it is all true
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No its not
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It's heartening to see so many relatively young peers of mine taking an interest in politics. I may concoct a simple political trivia thread and see how we all do. I didn't start really getting up to date and forming more individual opinions on issues (basically party affiliation) until I was probably 18 or so. I don't agree with half of Repub platform nor half of the Dem platform... I'm choose on leadership this election year.

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Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a conservative radio host. Then it's an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
Wow talk about some spin right there.
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In an odd way, it's heartening to see so many relatively young peers of mine taking an interest in politics. I may concoct a simple political trivia thread to make sure none of these posts are just an echo of the parents.

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:liar: it is true stop defending the people that are bringing this country to be worthless
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:liar: it is true stop defending the people that are bringing this country to be worthless
Worthless how? you mean taking a economy that was destroyed on 9/11 and turning it around in 3 years? During 2 wars. hmmmm
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Brent's not defending liberals is he? i didnt think so.
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Brent's not defending liberals is he? i didnt think so.
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Brent's not defending liberals is he? i didnt think so.
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