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Old 01-02-2009, 10:41 AM   #1
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Barkley: All I Really Wanted Was Oral Sex - TMZ.com

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This may be the very best police report of 2008. When Charles Barkley was busted in Arizona early NYE morning for DUI, he told cops he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat."

The officer continues: "He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a 'b**w job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

The report says when Barkley was taken to the station, he told one of the employees, "I'll tattoo my name on your ***" if he helped "get him out of the DUI." According to the report, "He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, 'I'll tattoo your name on my ***' and then laughed again."

The report also says officers "found a handgun in the vehicle" which was immediately impounded. The report doesn't say if the handgun was legal or not, and the only thing that we know for sure was loaded...
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wow....

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Well at this rate I dont think he will make gov here.
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No, luckily he can't run till 2014, so maybe the religious nuts in this state have a short term memory lol
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I never thought he had it together upstairs. Something never seemed right about him, haha. Atleast he was trying to get some.
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That **** is absoutely hilarious!
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No, luckily he can't run till 2014, so maybe the religious nuts in this state have a short term memory lol
I think any kind of decent person, not just "religious nuts" would have a hard time voting someone like that into office. And it doesn't matter if the "religious nuts" remember or not, his opponents sure will. Minus the DUI thing, I think the story is pretty damn funny and sounds like something I would do, but for someone trying to get into politics, its pretty dumb. For someone who likes to go around calling people knuckleheads and acting like he is smarter than most political folks, he sure didn't show it here. Not a smart move.
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Ted Kennedy killed someone while driving drunk. If Charles doesn't do anything else stupid before 2014 I think he will be ok. It certainly doesn't help though, especially in an Ultra Religious state that frames Democratic governors for corruption so they can win elections.

George Bush was a drunk coke head and he made it into the White House. I can go on and on on stupid things politicians did and still got elected. I'm not condoning what he did, just think that this will be an eye opener for him. I don't think he is as dumb as most people think (as Scut referred too). He just makes mistakes like we all do.
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He was smart enough not to shoot himself in the leg with the gun woot
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that is too funny... ill tattoo my name on your *** if you help me lol
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2014 is a long way away to not doing anything bad, but it's definately do able. No one is perfect I just hope he learned from his mistake and moves on. The number of people that have gotten DUI or have been suspected of it is astronomical so I don't think they should make a huge ordeal about this. I'm not condoning drinking and driving, but everyone does it, the whole world just doesn't know about it.
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his mug shot is priceless
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At least the bastard is brutally honest.
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and that is why I want him to be governor
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who wouldnt do the same thing?
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lol way to go
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