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Old 08-26-2004, 01:19 AM   #1
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Found this on another board. (funny)

I called a really gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost
track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together. I
couldn't BELIEVE it when she asked if I'd like to hook up and maybe
rekindle a little of that magic.

Wow!" I said "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit
older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! Yeah," I said,
"Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!" She laughed and told me to stop being so silly!

She teased me, saying she thought tubby bald men were cute! "Anyway", she
said, "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!"

So I hung up on the fat *****.
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ha ha classic.
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Old 08-26-2004, 11:50 AM   #7
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lmao, i missed the title of it at first. I was thinking, isn't this guy like a teenager? lol
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you may think i am a teenager, but I am really 22
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Old 08-26-2004, 12:46 PM   #9
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haha thats freakin awesome
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Old 08-26-2004, 01:47 PM   #10
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well, not old enough to have baldness issues (typically) or to be complaining too much about gettin fat.

you know what i mean take it as a compliment.
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