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Old 08-27-2004, 06:33 AM   #1
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I am a saint

Good morning fellow mustang enthusiasts -

I would like to take this opprotunity to relay to you a moment last week which has been seared into my memory.

I visited the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington DD (mind you I was campaigning, not in the neighborhood to do my Senate duties).

Now my campaign manager had contacted the Cardinal prior to the service and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint."

The Cardinal took a moment to think it through and accepted our proposal.

Upon my arrival, the Cardinal began his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:15 AM   #2
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My fellow Americans,

I don't normally share warnings like this but I feel this one was worth it.

If someone comes to your front door saying they are conducting a survey and asks you to take your clothes off, do not do it!

This is a scam; they only want to see you naked.

I wish I'd gotten this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap now..
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