I am a saint
Good morning fellow mustang enthusiasts -
I would like to take this opprotunity to relay to you a moment last week which has been seared into my memory.
I visited the Catholic National Cathedral outside Washington DD (mind you I was campaigning, not in the neighborhood to do my Senate duties).
Now my campaign manager had contacted the Cardinal prior to the service and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Catholics because of Kerry's position on abortion and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say John Kerry is a saint."
The Cardinal took a moment to think it through and accepted our proposal.
Upon my arrival, the Cardinal began his homily. "John Kerry is petty, a self absorbed hypocrite and a nit-wit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a thief. He is the worst example of a Catholic I've ever personally known. But compared to Ted Kennedy, John Kerry is a saint."