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Old 09-03-2004, 12:26 AM   #1
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lol funny joke on welfare

A guy walks into the local welfare office for his monthly check. He marches
straight up to the counter and says, "Hi. You know, I just HATE coming in
here drawing welfare month after month. I'd really much rather have a job".

The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur-bodyguard for his nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive
around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the
long hours, meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her
overseas holiday trips. You'll have a two-bedroom apartment above the garage
The starting salary is $200,000 a year".

The guy says, "You're bull****ting me!"

The social worker says, "Yeah, well, you started it."
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lmao, heard it before. but everything is funny right before you go to bed and you've been dri.. out.
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is welfare like disability? if so i dont think many people understand, my mom gets a check in the month because she CANT work if she worked her muscles would shut down and she would be unable to breath, im speaking for most people when i say this, not everyone has a choice to be on welfare, sometimes doctors have the say
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is welfare like disability? if so i dont think many people understand, my mom gets a check in the month because she CANT work if she worked her muscles would shut down and she would be unable to breath, im speaking for most people when i say this, not everyone has a choice to be on welfare, sometimes doctors have the say
I believe thats called Disability Insurance and not Welfare?
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HAhaahaah good one
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I believe thats called Disability Insurance and not Welfare?
no its not insurance i think its social security LOl im stupid
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lol @ nymphomaniac daughter

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